The only virgin in the office.

[IronMike]

Just dawned on me. We just hired a 6/10 girl who is 25 and has a 7 yo son. She is constantly bringing up her husband in conversations

 

[StormlitAqua]

She is constantly bringing up her husband in conversations

Gotta keep the low value men away by making sure to remind them constantly that she is high value and is already taken!

On a side note, I actually might not be the only virgin in my office. There's a guy a year older than me who I think is. We all think. Incelmogged.

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

Just remember, there are children who are born AFTER the year 2000 and are not virgins.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

Just remember, there are children who are born AFTER the year 2000 and are not virgins.

this is suicidefuel

 

[IronMike]

Just remember, there are children who are born AFTER the year 2000 and are not virgins.

There are children born in 2006 who are not virgins. Pokemon Diamond and Pearl released this year.

Gotta keep the low value men away by making sure to remind them constantly that she is high value and is already taken!

On a side note, I actually might not be the only virgin in my office. There's a guy a year older than me who I think is. We all think. Incelmogged.

I made eye contact with her twice, looked away like a virgin otaku

 

[WakeMeUpIncel]

25 and brags about a 7 year old son. Gross

 

[StormlitAqua]

25 and brags about a 7 year old son. Gross

18 years old is a great reproductive age! I'd kill to be married to an 18 year old then fuck her and give me children. That's the ideal life. I'm still trying to pull it at 23.

 

[IronMike]

18 years old is a great reproductive age! I'd kill to be married to an 18 year old then fuck her and give me children. That's the ideal life. I'm still trying to pull it at 23.

Giving myself 2 years to court a woman, the best I could do is marry and kids at 25. I want to be a young dad, but I dont even make enough to raise a family or live on my own comfortably

 

[Grotesque]

Just remember, there are children who are born AFTER the year 2010 and are not virgins.

 

[Arentheal]

Just dawned on me. We just hired a 6/10 girl who is 25 and has a 7 yo son. She is constantly bringing up her husband in conversations

try being the shortest guy in the office or a turbomanlet

 

[IronMike]

try being the shortest guy in the office or a turbomanlet

I am, I'm 5 foot 5. Also a blackcel

 

[Arentheal]

I am, I'm 5 foot 5. Also a blackcel

over
you are a turbomanlet mike

 

[IronMike]

over
you are a turbomanlet mike

Yup. I'm treated like a child because of it

 

[Arentheal]

Yup. I'm treated like a child because of it

no not even a child. more like some creature gremlin

 

[everythingislava]

Thanks for the quality suifuel OP.

 

[notafed]

Just remember, there are children who are born AFTER the year 2000 and are not virgins.

duh

 

[GodTierCope]

Just remember, there are children who are born AFTER the year 2000 and are not virgins.

Bruh why you gotta hit me with that