IAmWhatYouMadeMe9
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Magnus Carlsen:
1. God-tier IQ
2. Greatest chess player in history, can make megabucks by playing a game
3. Born with turboalpha Nordic Viking Chad warchief skullcrusher genes (square jaw, narrow eyes, slight Neanderthal features such as brow overhang that women like)
4. The name "Magnus" itself is straight from Skyrim legendary dragonborn lore, invokes awe as it seems magisterial and dominant, reminiscent of the Latin "magna" which means great.
5. Born into """egalitarian""" society in which has been structured to fast-track women to high quality Chads like Magnus, spent his entire life absolutely crushing prime Nordic pussy
Blackpill: he put in absolutely fucking zero effort to achieve any of this. All of this was handed to him on a silver platter by his winning the genetic lottery. Life on Chad mode.
Me:
1. Average IQ
2. Can't even play vidya well enough to stream, let alone chess. Too low IQ to make video essays and nobody cares about 90s JRPGs apart from other incels anyway
3. Born with subhuman borderline inhuman bug-hybrid features, look like I was incubated in a fucking particle accelerator after birth
4. Given a beta name that is the same tier as "Eugene" - does NOT invoke sense of aerial, chariot-riding, thunder-spear wielding scourge of the underworld, invokes sense of minimum wage office worker and beta male, side character.
5. Born into """egalitarian""" society in which has been structured to fast-track women to high quality Chads like Magnus, spent his entire life absolutely crushing prime Nordic pussy. SUCKS FOR ME BECAUSE I'M NOT MAGNUS GG
Blackpill: Spent fucking decades "improving myself" and busting my fucking balls beyond repair to personalitymaxx, loooksmax, gymmax, hobbymax, philosophymax etc etc - NO RESULTS. I could have spent that time coping with vidya or shit movies instead. Even my hobbies have been stolen from me.
It's fucking over, I will never even come close to being worthy of wiping his ass through NO FAULT OF MY OWN WHATSOEVER
SWALLOW THE GENETIC DETERMINISM PILL
LOOKS AND LUCK ARE EVERYTHING
EFFORT ONLY WORKS WITHIN WHATEVER CONFINES LOOKS AND LUCK HAVE IMPOSED ON YOU
1. God-tier IQ
2. Greatest chess player in history, can make megabucks by playing a game
3. Born with turboalpha Nordic Viking Chad warchief skullcrusher genes (square jaw, narrow eyes, slight Neanderthal features such as brow overhang that women like)
4. The name "Magnus" itself is straight from Skyrim legendary dragonborn lore, invokes awe as it seems magisterial and dominant, reminiscent of the Latin "magna" which means great.
5. Born into """egalitarian""" society in which has been structured to fast-track women to high quality Chads like Magnus, spent his entire life absolutely crushing prime Nordic pussy
Blackpill: he put in absolutely fucking zero effort to achieve any of this. All of this was handed to him on a silver platter by his winning the genetic lottery. Life on Chad mode.
Me:
1. Average IQ
2. Can't even play vidya well enough to stream, let alone chess. Too low IQ to make video essays and nobody cares about 90s JRPGs apart from other incels anyway
3. Born with subhuman borderline inhuman bug-hybrid features, look like I was incubated in a fucking particle accelerator after birth
4. Given a beta name that is the same tier as "Eugene" - does NOT invoke sense of aerial, chariot-riding, thunder-spear wielding scourge of the underworld, invokes sense of minimum wage office worker and beta male, side character.
5. Born into """egalitarian""" society in which has been structured to fast-track women to high quality Chads like Magnus, spent his entire life absolutely crushing prime Nordic pussy. SUCKS FOR ME BECAUSE I'M NOT MAGNUS GG
Blackpill: Spent fucking decades "improving myself" and busting my fucking balls beyond repair to personalitymaxx, loooksmax, gymmax, hobbymax, philosophymax etc etc - NO RESULTS. I could have spent that time coping with vidya or shit movies instead. Even my hobbies have been stolen from me.
It's fucking over, I will never even come close to being worthy of wiping his ass through NO FAULT OF MY OWN WHATSOEVER
SWALLOW THE GENETIC DETERMINISM PILL
LOOKS AND LUCK ARE EVERYTHING
EFFORT ONLY WORKS WITHIN WHATEVER CONFINES LOOKS AND LUCK HAVE IMPOSED ON YOU