Serious The odds of getting killed by a falling coconut

[Deleted member 19457]

I've done some research and sleuthing and here is what I found:

About 150 people per year die after getting hit by a falling coconut. Considering that there are some 7.6 billion people on earth, that amounts to odds of 1 in 50.7 million. While coconuts can seem harmless, they can sometimes weigh close to five pounds and can fall from as much as about 100 feet (which is like an eight-story building), yielding a force roughly equal to a ton as the coconut hits the ground.

For example, if a coconut weighing 2 kg falls 25 meters onto a person’s head, the impact velocity is 80 km/hr. That is fast as a speeding car. A SPEEDING CAR!

It's a dangerous world we live in, boyos.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Natural selection if you don’t already take precautions when walking below any tree

 

[Dionysus]

no coconuts where i live so im safe

 

[Evildоer]

For example, if a coconut weighing 2 kg falls 25 meters onto a person’s head, the impact velocity is 80 km/hr. That is fast as a speeding car.

Earth's gravity is relentless

 

[Ratboy]

If my head would get smashed and substituted by a coconut, my looks would probably duplicate... If there wasn't that awful frame

 

[ihaveno1]

Based coconuts doing gods work, hope majority of those deaths were chad and stacy at the beach

 

[TheSecondComing]

no coconuts where i live so im safe

 

[WawelDragon1683]

no coconuts where i live so im safe

 

[TheSecondComing]

If my head would get smashed and substituted by a coconut, my looks would probably duplicate... If there wasn't that awful frame

 

[Guest2]

If you put another coconut on your head then there's a 1/50700000 chance of getting a cool occurrence of cracking one coconut with the other and then you could tell your friends, "hey, I didn't need to expend any energy breaking my coconut" and they would all look in disbelief. Obviously, you're going to be putting lots of extra energy to carry around that coconut for however many years, but it's not like your friends (who live on an island with coconuts on it) are going to notice that

 

[♥HonestlyEndMe♥]

Madagascars me

 

[Ratboy]

Yes!! Thanks for the gif dude!

 

[Deleted member 19457]

I need a qt coconut in my life ngl.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

I wounder if you could catch it

 

[Deleted member 19079]

no coconuts where i live so im safe

i need to live in an area with high coconut tree density tbh

 

[Vermilioncore]

i wanna drink some coconut water now tbh

 

[ReallyRice]

Coconuts me.

 

[Deleted member 19457]

i wanna drink some coconut water now tbh

Nah man, go for a real coconut

 

[Deleted member 8]

RIP to any incels who have been killed by coconuts.

On the other hand, coconuts are based for taking out roasties.

 

[Murdoch89]

I like coconuts now, must buy more ROAR bottles

 

[Nothingness]

Following you

 

[Deleted member 16455]

no coconuts where i live so im safe

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Coconutcels get cogged.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Based coconuts doing gods work, hope majority of those deaths were chad and stacy at the beach

 

[Deleted member 19457]

Just bought a big coconut from the local supermarket, boyos.

I put it on a shelf on my wall, and stood under it. About 1 foot from the top of my head.

Not gonna do it, the coconut is heavy af. 4.1 pounds by my scale.

I'm afraid of injuring my head if I do this. Plus it will hurt like hell.

 

[happiless]

It's over for coconutincels

 

[quinn24]

foids worrying about incels shooting them when nature is a million times more likely to kill them (let alone chad/tyrone) jfl

If you put another coconut on your head then there's a 1/50700000 chance of getting a cool occurrence of cracking one coconut with the other and then you could tell your friends, "hey, I didn't need to expend any energy breaking my coconut" and they would all look in disbelief. Obviously, you're going to be putting lots of extra energy to carry around that coconut for however many years, but it's not like your friends (who live on an island with coconuts on it) are going to notice that

Is it just me or do you type like Nathan Larson?

 

[Guest2]

Is it just me or do you type like Nathan Larson?

Sometimes, I adopt his writing style because it makes the text more light hearted and humourous

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Not quire sure, but I know @Eskimocel would love to speak his thoughts on this matter.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Not quire sure, but I know @itsogrecel would love to speak his thoughts on this matter.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Not quire sure, but I know @itsogrecel would love to speak his thoughts on this matter.

xD

legit lold




didnt read lol

 

[zangano1]

Lifefuel tbh, I wish I died

 

[Deleted member 19457]

Lifefuel tbh, I wish I died

Yeah I couldn't do it. I'm a pussy.

I'm just sitting here eating the coconut while here.

 

[FlamingCel]

no coconuts where i live so im safe

 

[BlkPillPres]

If my head would get smashed and substituted by a coconut, my looks would probably duplicate... If there wasn't that awful frame