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The next child who rings at my door

goron black

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I'm gonna shoot in his head like in a football he won't wake up I swear
 
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Good thing I live in an apartment complex.
 
Why so rude. Be nice, cumface them
 
just turn your lights off and leave an empty bowl outside that says "please take just 1 thank you"
 
Lmao


How? His plan is genius. They couldn't tell who did it.
they caught a dude doing a similar thing in like the 50s or 60s so I assume with modern tech they wouldn't have that much harder of a time doing it. Also as an incel you would probably be one of the first suspects since everyone always points fingers at loner men.
 
they caught a dude doing a similar thing in like the 50s or 60s so I assume with modern tech they wouldn't have that much harder of a time doing it. Also as an incel you would probably be one of the first suspects since everyone always points fingers at loner men.

He was probably low IQ.

An incel, usually manlet, can just go to different houses and put poisoned candies near the door. Nobody would catch him then.
 
He was probably low IQ.

An incel, usually manlet, can just go to different houses and put poisoned candies near the door. Nobody would catch him then.
yeah but we are talking about the plan rn on an open forum jfl. it would be negative IQ to do it at this point lmao.
 
Ask him to take off his mask, if he is incel give him a lot of candy, if he is chad tell him to fuck off
 
yeah but we are talking about the plan rn on an open forum jfl. it would be negative IQ to do it at this point lmao.

Lmao ikr. Well either way I wouldn't do it, it's not like Chads and Stacies would come for a candy. Idgaf about children, not worth the poison.
Ask him to take off his mask, if he is incel give him a lot of candy, if he is chad tell him to fuck off

Lolzz
 
Well either way I wouldn't do it, it's not like Chads and Stacies would come for a candy. Idgaf about children, not worth the poison.
same I have no issues with children really. before they hit puberty I mentally interpret them as animals so I can't really get that hateful towards them.
 
scary shit man
 
smack that lil nigga
 
Thankfully, no kids have knocked at my door. Our doorbell doesn't even work, so people bang on the metal screen door.
I'm gonna shoot in his head like in a football he won't wake up I swear
Just cock the shotgun and they'll run.
 
It rained in the afternoon so halloween got postponed to tomorrow here
 
Moggs me because nobody even came to us at Halloween.
 
What a nice guy
 
Calm down, Detective Ray Velcoro from True Detective. Just because our childhoods were shit doesn't mean you can take it out on other kids.
 
jfl
trick-or-treating has to be the most white people thing ever
In lithuania is traditionally done at spring, not that western comercialised Heloween
 
In lithuania is traditionally done at spring, not that western comercialised Heloween

halloween is an excuse for fat burgercels to eat two pounds of candy in a three-hour span, not that they needed one. the sugar and confectionery industry loves it.
 
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Go ahead. You'll get acquitted. Because you're a police officer.
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