JFL The new Nosferatu is funny

[Stupid Clown]

Imagine Dracula but instead of being young and handsome Dracula is an ugly old bastard. One of the funniest movies I've seen for awhile. Borderline ugly bastard cuckold porn near the end where the woman tells her husband that he'll never satisfy him like 90 year old ugly vampire cock did.

A mediocre film but an amusing one no less

Was funny to see foids look in disgust as an ugly old bastard fucked the foid mc at the end. They probably thought it was going to be a vampire smut movie with a young pretty boy because of the cover

 

[Ghostface]

doesint it have more race swapping with a sheboon as the mc

 

[Stupid Clown]

doesint it have more race swapping with a sheboon as the mc

She's white but very swarthy. There were no blacks unless you count gypsies. The story was some shitty allegory for getting over abusive relationships but was funny because at the end she had to fuck Nosfartu to end the curse.

 

[Based NaziCel]

Dracula is a character that originates from Balkans

 

[Stupid Clown]

Dracula is a character that originates from Balkans

Jfl

 

[Castaway]

Dracula is a character that originates from Balkans

Yes, he’s Hungarian from Transylvania. Nosferatu/Count Orlok is technically a different character though

 

[Stupid Clown]

Yes, he’s Hungarian from Transylvania. Nosferatu/Count Orlok is technically a different character though

He's bootleg Dracula.

 

[Castaway]

He's bootleg Dracula.

Yeah, the original Nosferatu film was an unauthorized German adaptation of the Dracula novel

 

[ldargoblin]

But Dracula in most cases is portrayed as an old man or middle aged

 

[Emba]

Name and date?

Nosferatu (###?)​

 

[Cincel]

I have seen the trailer, it is Wilhem Dafoe the vampire?

That guy moggs me, he is a fucking model besides me

 

[RechargedSamsung]

I have seen the trailer, it is Wilhem Dafoe the vampire?

That guy moggs me, he is a fucking model besides me

Dude is 50 years older than me and has his hair and can grow a good beard

Yet im 18 and im balding jfl dudes 5’7 and lifemogs me

 

[Friezacel]

Nosferatu (or better to say, his actor) was 6"3ft, which was a giant height back in the day

 

[Cincel]

Dude is 50 years older than me and has his hair and can grow a good beard

Yet im 18 and im balding jfl dudes 5’7 and lifemogs me

Brutal
He is one of the actors I truly respect for his work, he could be one of us but he knew how to make into the fame

We are just not famous nor rich theory pal

 

[RechargedSamsung]

Brutal
He is one of the actors I truly respect for his work, he could be one of us but he knew how to make into the fame

We are just not famous nor rich theory pal

Just be boomer theory look at danny devito fucker managed to spread his nut and has kids

Just be boomer theory

I couldve ascended by height alone if i was born in the fucking 40s damn it!

 

[CrackingYs]

Nosferatu is essentially a portrayal of perverted subhuman Jews in Victorian England.

 

[Juice]

I heard of that, the silent original will always be the best nosferatu

 

[Cincel]

Just be boomer theory look at danny devito fucker managed to spread his nut and has kids

Just be boomer theory

I couldve ascended by height alone if i was born in the fucking 40s damn it!

I think the same, if we were born in the 40's - 50's we could have ascended but we are in the worst generation that humankind has ever gotten.

You either are a chad/chadlito 6ft> with ripped off body or die as an incel, yesterday I saw a post; if you are an ugly fuck you need to be tall but if you are short you need a chad face

Its ovER, short and ugly, as devito but guy was born in a time where chads werent as common as now also he reached fame.

Jfl for real

 

[DeadOnArrivalCel]

Nosferatu is essentially a portrayal of perverted subhuman Jews in Victorian England.

Bram Stoker would know from first hand experience.

Going to see it tomorrow night. The reviews said it was scary.
Defoe portrayed the German actor who played Nosferatu in the 1920s in a film a few years ago.

 

[asuraxia]

every time i hear nosferatu i think of that BVLL nosfratu zodd from beserk