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Story The most bizarre, cringy and fucked up thing my autism has made me do.

wizardcel

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I still laugh when I think about this. Here is what happened. I was at the food court and entered one of those home-cooked meal buffets. It was not the all-you-can-eat sort but it was still good. I served myself, paid for it, and exited the premises back to the food court because they didn't have tables inside the buffet restaurant. So, if you wanted to sit down and eat, you had to look for a table at the food court area. The place was full of people. There were no available tables. I stood in the middle of the court for a few minutes holding my plate brimful with food. I got tired of waiting since no one was leaving -- normies don't eat and leave, they continue to talk for hours after they've finished eating -- but I wasn't going to bin the food I had paid for. I saw a man and a woman eating together and noticed that there was a third chair beside them. I walked in their direction with my plate, and without saying a word, sat down and started eating with them. They took a look at me that read "WTF, who are you?" but I didn't even look at them or said anything. I simply continued to eat my food, I was starving. They left after a few minutes. I guess they took the hint to leave since they weren't consuming anything anymore.

Maybe my autism makes me awkward and that makes me an incel.
 
That's actually quite based and low inhib. Not autistic at all.
 
I would never be so low inhib to do that, JFL.
 
old me would say its a barbaric behavior and uneducated but incel me finds funny because sexhavers are bothered and MAD
 
Not that big of a deal. However a non-autist person would have said “mind if I sit here?” And 99% of people would be like “go ahead”.
 
Too low inhib for me, I would've stood in a corner and ate my food
 
I have done this, it's not a big deal.
 
They deserved it tbh. Also that was extremely low inhib. good shit man
 
“Autists” on here are coping with Muh autism label too hard. Unless you have a diagnosis from a psychologist, you are not autistic, you’re just a shy, awkward beta.
 
Just have a seat. No need to care what anyone says they dont own the food court.
 
That's actually quite based and low inhib. Not autistic at all.
I agree. The OP did a good thing. I wish I was that low-inhib. honestly, I would have thrown out the food. In the past, I have thrown food because of embarrassment.
 
That really has nothing to do with autism.

I'd be afraid to ask if I could sit there because society always shits on sub-4 males and doesn't give us the common courtesy that everyone else gets.
 
“Autists” on here are coping with Muh autism label too hard. Unless you have a diagnosis from a psychologist, you are not autistic, you’re just a shy, awkward beta.
I agree. I had legit diagnosis's when I was a young kid. People shouldnt claim to be autists cause "muh [x excuse]", they need a legit diagnosis from a professional. People like that are as bad as the normies that say they have [x disorder/disability] just to seem different and hip or some dumb shit.
 
I did that one time and I actually had a decent conversation with the guy and his wife. They were both huge, like 400lbs huge. I don’t feel intimidated by fat people, probably because I know they have a shitty life just like me and cope by eating lard.
 
That's actually quite based and low inhib. Not autistic at all.
Better to eat out of normie's sight when you have a recessed chin because it looks even worse when you're eating...
 
I hate food court!
I have contempt for it!
"All rise!"
No fucking way!
 
Good work OP.

Fuck them if they didn't like it.

Its not like you wanted to ruin anybody's day but the rest of the selfish normies weren't exactly leaving so as to provide you a space all to yourself to finish your food and go.
 

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