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News The Messiah Is Here But No One Listens To Him Because He's Curry

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If he was a 6'3 white chad everyone would do exactly what he says.
 
Very well could be.

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the dome has to go
 
Jesus rose from the dead thats impossible for a man to do
There's many people that could do magical stuff in the bible.
If he was really a prophet even, when his enemies came after him they would have been destroyed by God.
When they came after Elijah, fire came from the sky and wiped them all out.
Meanwhile Jesus was crying and thought God had forsaken him.
Doesn't sound very godly to me.
 
There's many people that could do magical stuff in the bible.
If he was really a prophet even, when his enemies came after him they would have been destroyed by God.
When they came after Elijah, fire came from the sky and wiped them all out.
Meanwhile Jesus was crying and thought God had forsaken him.
Doesn't sound very godly to me.
Yes but no other prophet rose from the dead
Not true, God lets people be martyred its historically a normal thing for christians to be subject to
God doesnt have to do anything, he can change his mind
Its a metaphor
 
If Jesus ever returned, he’d come back as a 6’7 fair skinned, ripped, blonde haired Aryan slayer with a square jaw and piercing blue hunter eyes because nobody listens to ugly people or ethnics.
 
If Jesus ever returned, he’d come back as a 6’7 fair skinned, ripped, blonde haired Aryan slayer with a square jaw and piercing blue hunter eyes because nobody listens to ugly people or ethnics.
tbh
 
Yes but no other prophet rose from the dead
Not true, God lets people be martyred its historically a normal thing for christians to be subject to
God doesnt have to do anything, he can change his mind
Its a metaphor
Elijah went straight to heaven while alive and God wiped out all his enemies with fire from the sky.
Sounds wayyyyy cooler than being revived from the dead.

Also, many prophets have been able to raise others from the dead, like Elisha (who came after elijah).
In fact, someone just touching Elisha bones from his corpse brought ressurected the person.

If he changed his mind on something, then he is not all knowing.
Changing your mind means you lacked information before, and once you were exposed to new information it changed your mind.
The god portrayed in the new testament wouldn't be omniscient in that case.
 
If Jesus ever returned, he’d come back as a 6’7 fair skinned, ripped, blonde haired Aryan slayer with a square jaw and piercing blue hunter eyes because nobody listens to ugly people or ethnics.
 
I have some similarities in looks, who's this
supposedly what Jesus looked like, basically a facial reconstruction of what scientists think his face looks like.
 
If Jesus ever returned, he’d come back as a 6’7 fair skinned, ripped, blonde haired Aryan slayer with a square jaw and piercing blue hunter eyes because nobody listens to ugly people or ethnics.
 

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