Alpha Sensor - Foids are constantly monitoring the speed of your movements, the pitch and volume of your voice, your eye contact, how other foids view you, and every word you say to determine if you are alpha or not. There simply is no way to fake this. Your screwed. Accept your role as a beta provider. Do not accept becoming an orbiter with no chance at sex.
Beta Sensor - foids are always on the lookout for traits in you that make you appear weak. If you are too nice to her, you are weak. If you are too nice to others, you are weak. At this point your better off not being nice at all. 100% stoic and emotionless is the easy eay to go. Keep facial expressions to the absolute minimum.
Desperate Sensor - by the time you date a foid, if ever, she will already have had a few dozen boyfriends, going all the way back to middle school. If you show the slightest hint of relief or excitement to have finally gotten a girlfriend, she will pick up on this right away and immediately get turned off.
Perv sensor - If you watch pornography, hentai etc she can tell by how much you look at her cleavage, any lip biting, etc. Even looking into her eyes too long gives you away. She knows this means you are imagining having sex with her in your perv mind.
Shower sensor - foids will quickly scan your body for signs of a lack of showers. Dirty finger nails, greasy hair, and BO are easy giveaways.
Humor Sensor - make too many jokes and your a try hard. Make too few jokes and your a boring creep who probably has women tied up in his basement. Keep it somewhere in the middle.
Excitement Sensor - Don't let your date be 'normal'. That's not good enough. You won't get a second date. You have to make it exciting and memorable so as not to bore her. Send your food back for not being perfect. Leave a huge tip. Obnoxiously call for the waiter across the entire restraunt. Do something out of the ordinary. Ordinary will get you canned. Foids must have excitement all the time or they will get bored and return to Chad.
Face sensor - Your jaw line, eyes, nose, chin etc are the first thing a foid senses. Not much you can do about this. Sorry.
Fashion Sensor - Make sure your clothes are clean. Shoes too. The first thing a foid looks at is your face. The second is your shoes. Foids will judge you by your shoes. Don't get past the face sensor only to lose out to the fashion sensor.
Posture Sensor - Slouching, crossing your arms, laying back, and stretching will not go unnoticed. This gives the appearance of weakness.
Intelligence Sensor - You need to quickly discern how deep your conversations with her should be. If you go too deep and start talking about nano technology, it's unlikely she will be able to keep up and this will be a major turn off. You have to keep the conversation on her IQ level or it's game over.
Beta Sensor - foids are always on the lookout for traits in you that make you appear weak. If you are too nice to her, you are weak. If you are too nice to others, you are weak. At this point your better off not being nice at all. 100% stoic and emotionless is the easy eay to go. Keep facial expressions to the absolute minimum.
Desperate Sensor - by the time you date a foid, if ever, she will already have had a few dozen boyfriends, going all the way back to middle school. If you show the slightest hint of relief or excitement to have finally gotten a girlfriend, she will pick up on this right away and immediately get turned off.
Perv sensor - If you watch pornography, hentai etc she can tell by how much you look at her cleavage, any lip biting, etc. Even looking into her eyes too long gives you away. She knows this means you are imagining having sex with her in your perv mind.
Shower sensor - foids will quickly scan your body for signs of a lack of showers. Dirty finger nails, greasy hair, and BO are easy giveaways.
Humor Sensor - make too many jokes and your a try hard. Make too few jokes and your a boring creep who probably has women tied up in his basement. Keep it somewhere in the middle.
Excitement Sensor - Don't let your date be 'normal'. That's not good enough. You won't get a second date. You have to make it exciting and memorable so as not to bore her. Send your food back for not being perfect. Leave a huge tip. Obnoxiously call for the waiter across the entire restraunt. Do something out of the ordinary. Ordinary will get you canned. Foids must have excitement all the time or they will get bored and return to Chad.
Face sensor - Your jaw line, eyes, nose, chin etc are the first thing a foid senses. Not much you can do about this. Sorry.
Fashion Sensor - Make sure your clothes are clean. Shoes too. The first thing a foid looks at is your face. The second is your shoes. Foids will judge you by your shoes. Don't get past the face sensor only to lose out to the fashion sensor.
Posture Sensor - Slouching, crossing your arms, laying back, and stretching will not go unnoticed. This gives the appearance of weakness.
Intelligence Sensor - You need to quickly discern how deep your conversations with her should be. If you go too deep and start talking about nano technology, it's unlikely she will be able to keep up and this will be a major turn off. You have to keep the conversation on her IQ level or it's game over.
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