Sheogorath
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been walking Pokemon Journeys and this girl Bea (originally Saitou in the Japanese) has a Machamp (originally Kairiky)
just seeing her walk around with it... you just know she fucks it and no human stands a chance of measuring up. She even raises a stable of backups (Machops/Machokes) because a single Machamp isn't enough to sate her lust.
The only reason she'd fuck a human is to get sperm to make babies with so she can train them to be fighters but Machamp would be their real dad. She'd probably kill you as soon as you cummed in her so you couldn't distract the kids with your weakness.
never felt this mogged, this is why anime is a double-edged sword, yeah there are waifus more impressive than IRL girls but you get mogged worse than any IRL chad ever could and the pain of losing these superior waifus to the beyond-giga-chad Machamp is cubed.
just seeing her walk around with it... you just know she fucks it and no human stands a chance of measuring up. She even raises a stable of backups (Machops/Machokes) because a single Machamp isn't enough to sate her lust.
The only reason she'd fuck a human is to get sperm to make babies with so she can train them to be fighters but Machamp would be their real dad. She'd probably kill you as soon as you cummed in her so you couldn't distract the kids with your weakness.
never felt this mogged, this is why anime is a double-edged sword, yeah there are waifus more impressive than IRL girls but you get mogged worse than any IRL chad ever could and the pain of losing these superior waifus to the beyond-giga-chad Machamp is cubed.