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The lost ball incident

Sexless incel

Sexless incel

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I will never smoke weed again.
I was pissing and when i took out my cock for pissing, half of my ballsack was still in my pants and only one ball was out.

I looked at it and i thought, i lost my left ball and started panicking.

Fuck this world, mang
 
Look again; it may just be gone the next time you unzip your pants! :feelswhat:

The infamous tale of the ball-snatcher remains in relevance, even to this day. :society:
 
Heh, you never forget your first time :smonk:
 
@Incelius Savage Thoughts?
 
My first time was when i ended up having a panic attack and begged my incel friends to call the ambulance
You need to stop smoking AK47, that stuff will make anyone anxious. Most overrated shit I've ever heard of.

Find something more indica, with more CBD in it.
 
I like booze & benzos better than weed since u know what to expect every weed high seems to be slightly different and u don't know what kind of weird-ass thoughts u will have
 
I found you're other ball!

I would mail it back to you but I'm gonna keep it instead...
I got a lot of balls
 

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