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NSFW The levels of masterbation

TheTroonAnnihilator

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Today we will go over the levels of masterbation worst to best so you can cope with being ugly and not being to find someone.

Hand: The most boring way to masterbate. You do it because you're horny not because you want to
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Fleshlight: It's a pussy inside a cup thing that's really soft and feels like a pussy. It feels like you cut out a girls pussy and just used that.
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Torso: its basically a body part of a sex doll. It's made out of the same material as the fleshlight. It's MUCH better then the fleshlight because you have something to grab on to.
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Tpe sex doll: what's better than just a body part? The whole body! You can dress em up and make out with them.
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Silicone sex doll: A sex doll made of Silicone is a lot more realistic as you can see. They have gel in the boobs and butt and the hands down best masterbation possible.
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Escort: You get a real girl to fuck but it's expensive and illegal so it's a risk.
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Real girl: We can only dream to ascend.
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This is the kind of sex doll I have
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i want to sexdollmax so badly but at the same time i feel like if i do i will never be able to leave my room ever again (even less so than now)

im already a turbo gooner as is.
 
I can't wait for these sexdolls to be sapient, that's the only way I can see rape being technically legal. The company foidbot modeled after a "Employee of The Month" who was murdered, being a cheerleader for everyone and making sure everyone's well, then luring it somewhere where I "need help" then having my way with it. Then when I inevitably get caught, I only get charged for damaging property since it's equivalent to sticking your dick in a printer. I live with the joy of traumatizing a sapient robot.

Peek way of masturbation in the future.
 
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Add a tulpa level here and we're good
 
it's equivalent to sticking your dick in a printer.
I have a printer, does this actually feel good?
I'm willing to try this if it does.
 
I don't know how expensive renting an escort is in your country, but in the country where i live (Bulgaria), 2 years ago i had an experience with a surgerymaxxed 8.8/10 Stacy for just 30€. Best value for your buck you could ever get.

Sadly, she's no longer offering her services anymore, maybe she switched to a different city.
The current active escort offerings are NOWHERE NEAR as close to her and are 2-3x more expensive :feelsrope::feelsrope:
:feelsrope:. I was actually thinking whether to escortmaxx today lmaooo.
 
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wait till AI sex dolls drop, shit will change mankind
 
Maybe I'll get a fleshlight in the future. I'm too lazy to fuck a sex doll or a torso. I think they make pornstar models, so I kind of want to get the faye reagan one.

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