NSFW The levels of masterbation

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

Today we will go over the levels of masterbation worst to best so you can cope with being ugly and not being to find someone.

Hand: The most boring way to masterbate. You do it because you're horny not because you want to

Fleshlight: It's a pussy inside a cup thing that's really soft and feels like a pussy. It feels like you cut out a girls pussy and just used that.

Torso: its basically a body part of a sex doll. It's made out of the same material as the fleshlight. It's MUCH better then the fleshlight because you have something to grab on to.

Tpe sex doll: what's better than just a body part? The whole body! You can dress em up and make out with them.

Silicone sex doll: A sex doll made of Silicone is a lot more realistic as you can see. They have gel in the boobs and butt and the hands down best masterbation possible.

Escort: You get a real girl to fuck but it's expensive and illegal so it's a risk.

Real girl: We can only dream to ascend.

 

[aswellfella]

Informative.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

This is the kind of sex doll I have

 

[incelerated]

Informative.

 

[TheTroonAnnihilator]

This is the kind of sex doll I have
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If you moneymaxx you can get a better more realistic doll

 

[lowz1r]

i want to sexdollmax so badly but at the same time i feel like if i do i will never be able to leave my room ever again (even less so than now)

im already a turbo gooner as is.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

If you moneymaxx you can get a better more realistic doll

I know

 

[Old Ironsides]

This is the kind of sex doll I have
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jfl you stretched the fuck out of her

 

[Tsunchad]

I can't wait for these sexdolls to be sapient, that's the only way I can see rape being technically legal. The company foidbot modeled after a "Employee of The Month" who was murdered, being a cheerleader for everyone and making sure everyone's well, then luring it somewhere where I "need help" then having my way with it. Then when I inevitably get caught, I only get charged for damaging property since it's equivalent to sticking your dick in a printer. I live with the joy of traumatizing a sapient robot.

Peek way of masturbation in the future.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

jfl you stretched the fuck out of her

Lmao

 

[VλREN]

Just stop

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Add a tulpa level here and we're good

 

[Emba]

Just stop

Ok

 

[Old Ironsides]

it's equivalent to sticking your dick in a printer.

I have a printer, does this actually feel good?
I'm willing to try this if it does.

 

[VλREN]

Ok

Glad we came to a agreement

 

[CRYSTAL METH]

I don't know how expensive renting an escort is in your country, but in the country where i live (Bulgaria), 2 years ago i had an experience with a surgerymaxxed 8.8/10 Stacy for just 30€. Best value for your buck you could ever get.

Sadly, she's no longer offering her services anymore, maybe she switched to a different city.
The current active escort offerings are NOWHERE NEAR as close to her and are 2-3x more expensive . I was actually thinking whether to escortmaxx today lmaooo.

 

[Curry from Ohio]

wait till AI sex dolls drop, shit will change mankind

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Maybe I'll get a fleshlight in the future. I'm too lazy to fuck a sex doll or a torso. I think they make pornstar models, so I kind of want to get the faye reagan one.

 

[Emba]

Glad we came to a agreement

I concur

 

[nowiff]

I wish