News The King of Chads has died

[Brak123]

last week "Zanza", the most famous latin lover of my country has died at the age of 62.
during 80s he was vary famous for seducing a lot of tourists in Rimini, Italy, in fact he was reported by european newspapers to have fucked 4000 girls in his whole life, in particular 200 girls every summer.
his corpse was found dead while he was having sex with a 23 years old girl. (I'm not kidding)
yesterday the mayor of his city asserted Zanza will receive a decoration and will be buried in a monumental cemetery. (I'm not kidding again)

he is was the real Chad Thundercock

 

[Deleted member 14490]

justhaveagoodlower1/3theory

 

[Luxity]

Should've used the LifeFuel tag

 

[Cuyen]

and virgins feel bad about it

 

[SnakeBarrier]

Literal definition of Thundercock, his cock was still connected to a foid while he died.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

Can't make this shit up kek

 

[CopeIsCope]

If you are Chad you get a monumental grave just for fucking girls.
S

 

[Deleted member 1983]

tfw when a 62 yr old is fucking a 23 yr old and youve never even kissed a girl.

fuck this world and its cruelty.

ER FUEL.

 

[khafail]

I thought Dolph Lundgren was anointed king of Chads

 

[YungCell]

Tbh his nose and eyes are sub human, he's a chad lite.

 

[catfishman23]

I think most are prostitutes. You know how many middle aged men look like that???? why are we contradicting the tinder experiments?

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Tbh his nose and eyes are sub human, he's a chad lite.

His eyes are disgusting.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I think most are prostitutes. You know how many middle aged men look like that???? why are we contradicting the tinder experiments?

Cope he looks like ULTRA good for 62.

his corpse was found dead while he was having sex with a 23 years old girl. (I'm not kidding)
yesterday the mayor of his city asserted Zanza will receive a decoration and will be buried in a monumental cemetery. (I'm not kidding again)

This universe is a big joke.

 

[Red Shambhala]

his corpse was found dead while he was having sex with a 23 years old girl. (I'm not kidding) yesterday the mayor of his city asserted Zanza will receive a decoration and will be buried in a monumental cemetery. (I'm not kidding again)

God bless Italy.

Today, under the world domination of the US empire, he would have been accused of raaaaape instead.

 

[catfishman23]

Cope he looks like ULTRA good for 62.



This universe is a big joke.

cope??? so you are saying mullets are a thing now???

 

[Vodaccenu]

I thought Dolph Lundgren was anointed king of Chads

 

[Deleted member 6626]

Tbh his nose and eyes are sub human, he's a chad lite.

His lower third has compensated for him!

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

cope??? so you are saying mullets are a thing now???

Mullet? He had just long hair.

 

[Lord Byron]

The only comfort I can take in this post is that it’s possible for a sixty year old to fuck a twenty year old without getting strung up.

Imagine being such a Chad they give you a fucking “decoration”. (Lol, pun.) It’s not like he went to war or rescued anyone or w/e.

 

[catfishman23]

Mullet? He had just long hair.

so you are saying all men who look like that can get laid with a shit ton of females?????


shit then my step dad would be such a ladies man lmaoooo

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

so you are saying all men who look like that can get laid?????


shit then my step dad would be such a ladies man lmaoooo

With the right attitude maybe. Chadfishson.

 

[catfishman23]

With the right attitude maybe. Chadfishson.

nice one normie

 

[The End]

his corpse was found dead while he was having sex with a 23 years old girl. (I'm not kidding)

Oh man, it reminds me of that bit from Monty Python where the guy can choose how he dies, and so has hundreds of naked women chase him off the edge of a cliff.

And dying at 63 years old? That's awesome. I'd hate to be a Chad with ED, and all other signs of aging. Better to go out with a bang!

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

nice one normie

Most people don't age that well and his bonestructure and hair are still good anyway. You don't seem to agree. Are you from L.A. something?

And not normie at all. Old chads have to work for it, if they want to bang young sluts?

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Gigachad must have killed him

 

[catfishman23]

Most people don't age that well and his bonestructure and hair are still good anyway. You don't seem to agree. Are you from L.A. something?

And not normie at all. Old chads have to work for it, if they want to bang young sluts?

lmaoooo, there are many guys who look like that, such a copist bluepilled normshit. I see old men walking around all the time looking like that where im from, you don't have to be in la to see that shit.

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I see old men walking around all the time looking like that where im from, you don't have to be in la to see that shit.

Are you sure that you don't underestimate their age? I don't know that many 60 year olds personally, but the dozen I know look much worse.

 

[catfishman23]

Are you sure that you don't underestimate their age? I don't know that many 60 year olds personally, but the dozen I know look much worse.

not just 60 year olds im talking about middle aged guys in general.

 

[FlyFace]

his corpse was found dead while he was having sex with a 23 years old girl. (I'm not kidding)
yesterday the mayor of his city asserted Zanza will receive a decoration and will be buried in a monumental cemetery. (I'm not kidding again)

*rings the operator* Yes operator, can you put me in contact with a battalion of currycels.. we have a monumental cemetery to desecrate.

 

[gylo]

Proof that all you need to slay is a good jaw.

 

[blickpall]

Holy shit.

 

[TheOnlyWei]

Literal definition of Thundercock, his cock was still connected to a foid while he died.

She try to get the most of the rigomortis before calling the paramedics

 

[SnakeBarrier]

She try to get the most of the rigomortis before calling the paramedics

She has also tried getting his cum into her womb before calling the paramedics.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

he is ugly, but dom looking. Ogres must answer.

 

[Deleted member 1227]

his corpse was found dead while he was having sex with a 23 years old girl

so he was 29 years older than her?yet another proof that chad pedophiles can get away with pedophilia

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Lower third > eyes

 

[PersonalityChad]

Tbh his nose and eyes are sub human, he's a chad lite.

Good enough for the 80s