News The Jew Yorker: Things I Have Googled Trying to Guesstimate Men’s Heights from Their Tinder Photos

[Total Imbecile]

Standard door height residential home

Average door width and height

How many hinges per door

7-Eleven security door height indicator for robbery

What is this fish

Commonly fished fish

Reverse image search fish

Common carp average length

How to tell man to fish proportion ratio

2.5 carp to inches

How tall Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree 2016

How to tell height in relation to tree

What is trigonometry

What is the tangent of 35 degrees

Why was my trig teacher so mean to me

Mr. drake jackson middle school linkedIn

Mr. drake jackson middle school fired

Average 3rd grader height

Two kids stacked on top of each other how tall

Modern school lunch direct correlation height

What are they feeding these kids

How tall is Ross

Source: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/dai...o-guesstimate-mens-heights-from-their-tinder-




So LOL if you dont list your height, because at least then you can lie and make yourself an inch or two taller, thinking that some women will overlook your height if youre a sub 6' manlet is just laughable, even though theyre dumb as fuck and they cant even do geometry most women will learn trig just for the purpose of finding the Chadliest Chad to come in their pussy

This is how womens brains work

 

[Adderallcel]

Just take your picture in front of an empty wall without any other object or view of the ceiling theory.

 

[Kent]

meanwhile ...

 

[Newbie17]

 

[1984cel]

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[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

 

[Kent]

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Googled it....r/short is obvs triggered by it....

[–]Top_Sprinkles [score hidden] 5 hours ago
I think this sub is not good for my mental health. But ignoring reality is not good either




REPLY:


[–]brown_burrito [score hidden] 5 hours ago

I've given you the same advice, and I'll say it again.
Get off of this sub. Focus on yourself. Give yourself a year. And actually focus on having an active social life and asking women out. Your obsession with your shortcomings (height, baldness, size) is not healthy, and I assure you it shows through in real life. Focus on getting really fit. Develop hobbies. Have an active social life. Travel. Be interesting. Dress stylishly. And go out there and have fun. I have ended up in random parties in Zanzibar and Bosnia, and entirely because I put myself out there. Your problem is that you are spending all your time on this sub and in an echo chamber. If you focused on being a fit, interesting, stylish man who's not afraid of socializing, you'll find that you're a very different person.


Curiously, the person telling the manlet to get off this sub and personalitymax....posted five hours ago.


THE COPE IS STRONG

 

[The End]

Wow, women are obsessed with height. I guess it was a huge boon during evolution!

I had a friend who went to community college and he told me a small anecdote. The teacher asked the girls what were the most important things they look for in a guy. One of the first things stated was being tall, and the surprised (male) teacher asked if other girls thought height was important. They all agreed that it was very important.

I had no idea about this when I was younger. I'm 5'8", and I never thought about my height in my life until I realized how important it is to women. Of course now I have a bit of an inferiority complex about it. Oh well.

Reminds me of something else. The Amazing Atheist is 6'6", but has a 4.5" dickle. I'm 5'8" with a 6 inch willy-wonker. I think the juxtaposition between body size and dick size is one of the few areas being tall works against a dude. Like in that Brendan Fraiser movie where the devil made him a huge basketball player with a micro-penis.

 

[Total Imbecile]

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Fuck, cant edit my post now, heres the link https://www.newyorker.com/humor/dai...stimate-mens-heights-from-their-tinder-photos

 

[Kent]

I had no idea about this when I was younger. I'm 5'8", and I never thought about my height in my life until I realized how important it is to women. Of course now I have a bit of an inferiority complex about it. Oh well.

I never ever thought about height but once you get heightpilled you see the discrimination all the time. thing I notice most is people talk over me.

 

[Norky]

Did she ever solve the trig problem? I'm too much of a brainlet to figure it out.

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Roastie humor.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Did she ever solve the trig problem? I'm too much of a brainlet to figure it out.

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Tbf thats just a pic, that looks unsolvable to me unless youre given either the angle or the height of the guy

Then again, shes asian so she might know how to solve it, Im low IQ aterall

 

[The End]

I never ever thought about height but once you get heightpilled you see the discrimination all the time. thing I notice most is people talk over me.

I noticed that even in areas where physical ability has no value, people still treated taller men with more respect. Like in an office environment people will naturally do what the tallest guy wants, instinctively sensing his dominance.*

There was a good joke on The Simpsons about this. Marge said something like, "You need to lead your friends, Homer. They all look to you for direction because you're half an inch taller than them."

*I had a friend who was much bigger than everyone. He was just naturally gifted with strength and size; you know, he had the kind of handshake that would make you feel like a kitten. Anyway, he always had this conceited attitude, like it should be innately understood that he was always right. He spoke in a loud voice, with complete confidence, even on subjects he knew nothing about. I figured this attitude was something that came from his family, but now I think it's because his whole life he had been treated as the default leader amongst peers.

Oh! I remember one time he said something that seemed insanely arrogant but also extremely insecure, "When I feel nervous about going over to a girl's house, I just remember 'it's her house -- but it's my planet!'"

 

[Deleted member 14866]

“maybe you can’t get a date because you’re too obsessed with your height, shitlord”

 

[Norky]

Tbf thats just a pic, that looks unsolvable to me unless youre given either the angle or the height of the guy

Then again, shes asian so she might know how to solve it, Im low IQ aterall

That's what I figured. I think you need to know the angle of elevation, or the angle that the man is looking at the tree at.

 

[0764]

Lmao fuck all you fakecels on this forum who are over 6 feet this shit makes me wanna suicidefuel fuck all you tallfags

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

this shit makes me wanna suicide

 

[VincentVanCope]

Just take your picture in front of an empty wall without any other object or view of the ceiling theory.

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[Michael15651]

meanwhile ...

 

[Deleted member 14430]

Lmao fuck all you fakecels on this forum who are over 6 feet this shit makes me wanna suicidefuel fuck all you tallfags

Tbh tbqh

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Height is what matters in life, if you are a male.

 

[copetillirope]

Thats the only reason a foid will ever use geometry.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Height is what matters in life, if you are a male.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Their obsession with height is gonna lead men to commit mass suicide one day

 

[Cuyen]

Damn youre a genius man

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Their obsession with height is gonna lead men to commit mass suicide one day

All the sub-6’ men should get together and commit mass ER

 

[Deleted member 9229]

autism

 

[SchrodingersDick]

All the sub-6’ men should get together and commit mass ER

There wouldn’t be anyone left alive lmao .

Imagine if humanity’s extinction event is just a bunch of short guys pushed over the edge by foids saying “teehee swipe left if under 6 feet teehee”

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

meanwhile ...

 

[PersonalityChad]

I can't believe this. Fuck this gay planet.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Damn.