The ironic experience if you half-ascend as Escort-Cel

[panda99]

Recently I half-managed to ascend with a quite ugly Korean girl, but
then broke up with her because I think I can probably do better
in the very long run. One thing that is very funny though is although
she had like 5-10 boyfriends or so is I am actually sexually way more
experienced by having like 100 different girls over the last 10 years or
so. So she was actually impressed, and I could basically act like I was
super experienced from having a large number of relationships.
No jokes she was so conservative that she never gave any
blowjobs to her previous boyfriends. ?? All of this is quite
an absurd situation that I have to laugh about.

 

[panda99]

So as an escort-cel if you break this barrier of getting sexually
active with any girl, then its actually likely that you are
suddenly way more experienced than the girl and you are
in the driver seat, and you have little chances to blow it. So
as a height/face etc. sub-human I would recommend
this strategy to push quite hard to get past that face/height
barrier with your looksmatch girl.

 

[Truefaitholdorder]

oh nevermind its just fiction

 

[panda99]

Not at all. I could not make this thing up. This happened 2 days ago to me.

 

[panda99]

Its not meant as a brag, the girl was really quite ugly. But I just want to post this
observation to the fellow-cels, as a kind of life-fuel, if you break that face or
height barrier you could be OKish... if you have plenty of experiences
from Escorts that is.

 

[zephyr]

if you have plenty of experiences
from Escorts that is.

Plenty of experience paying escorts to watch you cum inside a tarpaulin bag.

 

[etbrute]

 

[zephyr]

Recently I half-managed to ascend with a quite ugly Korean girl, but
then broke up with her because I think I can probably do better
in the very long run. One thing that is very funny though is although
she had like 5-10 boyfriends or so is I am actually sexually way more
experienced by having like 100 different girls over the last 10 years or
so. So she was actually impressed, and I could basically act like I was
super experienced from having a large number of relationships.
No jokes she was so conservative that she never gave any
blowjobs to her previous boyfriends. ?? All of this is quite
an absurd situation that I have to laugh about.

I know what you mean though. That is a fun thought.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Plenty of experience paying escorts to watch you cum inside a tarpaulin bag.

tbh

 

[panda99]

@zephyr not really, I usually just fuck some select hookers without condom, and otherwise I do massage/roleplay stuff with girls that do not do without. As with condom its really not worth it.

 

[panda99]

I live in Switzerland where the is a market for both things although have to be a bit careful not to catch STD so I stick with 3 girls over the last 5 years that I know quite well

 

[Truefaitholdorder]

what did u think would happen?smh

 

[etbrute]

what did u think would happen?smh

I'm surprised it happened so quick. No one even @ a mod

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

that perma hittin' like

 

[Inform OS]

that perma hittin' like

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[turbocuckcel_7000]

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[Khanivore]

that perma hittin' like

Zeus angered at him

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

what did i just read lol

 

[5iveFoot6ixCel]

Hiring escorts is a fakecel trait. It doesn’t count as a genuine relationship. Quite frankly, banning escortcels should be a house policy on this forum.

 

[Bibimbap]

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