The government will give you a free girlfriend. Who do you choose?

[Melinda]

The government has decided to give each incel a girlfriend. You have the choice between these fine ladies. Who do you choose?

 

[/pol/cel]

Stacy, who I will keep chained to my basement.

 

[lostcel]

just lol at how every girl will cheat on you with chad, strong options

 

[Melinda]

just lol at how every girl will cheat on you with chad, strong options

Ashley won't, but you can't have sex with her. Fluffy won't either because dogs are loyal.

 

[KV3]

Ashley

 

[A Good Friend]

Easy, I would tape an epipen to my dick and fuck Ashley

 

[Deleted member 1983]

why do i not see a humour tag lmao, the dog pic gave me a good chuckle.

Ashley even though i wouldnt be able to fuck her , tbh any girl who isnt morbid obese or very old im fine with.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Ashley.

 

[Jockcel]

Stacy, of course. Being cucked is a small price to pay for fucking Stacey.

 

[WarmIncelation]

Easy, I would tape an epipen to my dick and fuck Ashley

Lmfao

Genius

 

[Crustaciouse]

Would a condom let me fuck ashley? the dick wouldn't have direct contact.

 

[Melinda]

Would a condom let me fuck ashley? the dick wouldn't have direct contact.

Nope. Trying to have sex with her in any way would lead to her death. It's more of a magical curse than an allergy.

 

[Akarin]

That picture of Ashley is absolutely unrepresentable.

 

[nausea]

da lesbo