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LifeFuel The Footballpill

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Nearly every single successful footballer/soccer player in the world has some form of physical insecurity or deformity. For example, Lionel Messi is a manlet standing at 5' 7" with decades of genetic modifiers, also being an (unconfirmed) autist. Cristiano Ronaldo had fucked up teeth until he paid to fix it. Other footballers, such as Luka Modric, Ronaldo de Lima, Ronaldinho, etc. all have unattractive features. But why is this important to anyone here?

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Ronaldo before and after the teeth fix. Messi in childhood being autistic.

I have noticed a lot of incels, admittedly including myself, complain about things like height or physical attractiveness being a wall in the path to living a successful life. But these unattractive men all lead successful lives and have model wives with children. The key difference between incels and footballers is that footballers have the athleticism and drive to be good at what they do, in many cases they don't even possess inherent talent and instead must develop it with time. Cristiano Ronaldo was not born a talented footballer.

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This is probably my favorite case. This right here is Erling Haaland. He is currently one of the most successful footballers in the world, and is considered to be the next "greatest player" as Messi and Ronaldo prepare to retire. As you can see, Haaland has a fucked up looking face. His lips are huge, he has a receding hairline, a lazy eye, fivehead, no eyebrows, and an unattractive nose. By all physical standards, he is hideous, and that is even joked about in the football world. Physically, the only thing going for him is his athletic build.

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Here is a photo of Erling Haaland and his current girlfriend, Isabel Haugseng Johansen. As you can see, his girlfriend is LEAGUES above him in terms of physical appearance. She met and began dating him before he even rose to stardom, too. She found this motherfucker attractive, and it's because he is good at football, as they met playing for the same small Norwegian club.

Many of you have most likely been told all of your life that you don't possess the physical capabilities to be good at a sport. American football, rugby, and basketball demand an inherent size. Baseball and even cricket do too. Soccer/football does not. All you need is the dedication and motivation, combined with a decent gym routine.

And even if you don't want to play the sport, or don't believe that you possess athleticism, there is still hope for you in this sport. Being a referee only requires not being overweight and taking classes to develop knowledge of the game, which isn't even hard if you just watch a few matches or something.




TLDR: Successful footballers are physically unattractive and are still successful in life and at finding a mate. :whitepill:
 
just statusmaxx/moneymaxx and have gold diggers chase you theory
 
statusmaxxing
 
Cloutmaxxing is legit.
 
Just become a millionaire 0.001% top 20 footballer, bro, it's that easy! And having some unattractive features doesn't make you sub 5, especially if the feature in question is fucking bad teeth. No shit having money and status 99.9% of people don't have will get you a wife, it helps if you're also fucking 6'4. :feelshaha:
 
So what I'm seeing is, the top 20% for looks will get you through the door. But with status, it's being in the top 1% of what you do.

(Don't know much about soccer/football but seems like these guys are in the top 1% if not even higher)
 
Just be a once per generation talent in a sport played by billions bro
 
Just become a millionaire 0.001% top 20 footballer, bro, it's that easy! And having some unattractive features doesn't make you sub 5, especially if the feature in question is fucking bad teeth. No shit having money and status 99.9% of people don't have will get you a wife, it helps if you're also fucking 6'4. :feelshaha:
Cope
 
Just be a once per generation talent in a sport played by billions bro
True, how is this life fuel? It's actually more likely to be born as a chad
 
This is probably my favorite case. This right here is Erling Haaland. He is currently one of the most successful footballers in the world, and is considered to be the next "greatest player" as Messi and Ronaldo prepare to retire. As you can see, Haaland has a fucked up looking face. His lips are huge, he has a receding hairline, a lazy eye, fivehead, no eyebrows, and an unattractive nose. By all physical standards, he is hideous, and that is even joked about in the football world. Physically, the only thing going for him is his athletic build.
Utterly retarded opinion, but that's to be expected, since you're greycel

He might not be 'prettyboy dandy model' type of attractive, but he has the stereotypical 90s american movie school bully which threathens violence, something that holes gravitate towards, they're simply primal, nothing more, nothing less
 
Here is a photo of Erling Haaland and his current girlfriend, Isabel Haugseng Johansen. As you can see, his girlfriend is LEAGUES above him in terms of physical appearance. She met and began dating him before he even rose to stardom, too. She found this motherfucker attractive, and it's because he is good at football, as they met playing for the same small Norwegian club.
Just statusmaxx/be tall bro
 
Dumbass thread
 
How tf is this lifefuel u idiot!
Ye just become a world famous sports athlete bruh, cant be that hard right.
Its totally not genetic at all btw.

Change title to "itsover
 
are you stupid? those footballers are millioners. of course they would have attractive wives. lol. even ugly fuck robben had no trouble getting laid.

still. halland is one ugly fuck and i'm sure that if he was an average player he would be hated
 
are you stupid? those footballers are millioners. of course they would have attractive wives. lol. even ugly fuck robben had no trouble getting laid.

still. halland is one ugly fuck and i'm sure that if he was an average player he would be hated
While it is true that some successful footballers may have physical insecurities or differences, it is important to remember that their achievements and skills on the field are what truly matter in the world of football. Physical appearance or attributes do not define a player's talent or ability to perform.

It is also important to recognize that beauty standards and perceptions of attractiveness vary among individuals and cultures. What one person may consider unattractive, another may find appealing. Ultimately, the focus should be on the players' abilities, dedication, and contributions to the sport rather than their physical appearance.

In the world of football, it is the passion for the game, teamwork, and individual skills that truly matter. Football brings people together, transcending physical appearances and providing a platform for players to showcase their talents and inspire others.

So, while physical insecurities or differences may exist among footballers, it is important to appreciate and celebrate their talents and the joy they bring to the sport.
 
While it is true that some successful footballers may have physical insecurities or differences, it is important to remember that their achievements and skills on the field are what truly matter in the world of football. Physical appearance or attributes do not define a player's talent or ability to perform.

It is also important to recognize that beauty standards and perceptions of attractiveness vary among individuals and cultures. What one person may consider unattractive, another may find appealing. Ultimately, the focus should be on the players' abilities, dedication, and contributions to the sport rather than their physical appearance.

In the world of football, it is the passion for the game, teamwork, and individual skills that truly matter. Football brings people together, transcending physical appearances and providing a platform for players to showcase their talents and inspire others.

So, while physical insecurities or differences may exist among footballers, it is important to appreciate and celebrate their talents and the joy they bring to the sport.
i dont give a fuck about sports. sports is a scam
 
i dont give a fuck about sports. sports is a scam
I understand that you may have personal opinions and feelings about sports, and everyone is entitled to their own perspective. While it is true that sports can sometimes be associated with controversies or issues, it is important to acknowledge that sports can also have positive aspects.

Sports have the power to bring people together, foster a sense of community, promote physical and mental well-being, and serve as a platform for individuals to showcase their talents and achieve their goals. They can also provide entertainment, inspiration, and opportunities for personal growth.

However, it is also essential to recognize that there can be drawbacks and challenges within the sports industry, such as issues related to corruption, commercialization, or inequality. These concerns should be addressed and improved upon to ensure the integrity and fairness of sports.

Ultimately, whether or not someone finds value in sports is a personal choice, and it is perfectly valid to have different perspectives on the matter.
 
You left out Haaland being 6'4'' lmao.
 
Nearly every single successful footballer/soccer player in the world has some form of physical insecurity or deformity. For example, Lionel Messi is a manlet standing at 5' 7" with decades of genetic modifiers, also being an (unconfirmed) autist. Cristiano Ronaldo had fucked up teeth until he paid to fix it. Other footballers, such as Luka Modric, Ronaldo de Lima, Ronaldinho, etc. all have unattractive features. But why is this important to anyone here?

image-asset.jpeg
Messi-Autism-F.png

Ronaldo before and after the teeth fix. Messi in childhood being autistic.

I have noticed a lot of incels, admittedly including myself, complain about things like height or physical attractiveness being a wall in the path to living a successful life. But these unattractive men all lead successful lives and have model wives with children. The key difference between incels and footballers is that footballers have the athleticism and drive to be good at what they do, in many cases they don't even possess inherent talent and instead must develop it with time. Cristiano Ronaldo was not born a talented footballer.

haaland-dieta-carne-cuore-fegato.jpg_231334169.jpg


This is probably my favorite case. This right here is Erling Haaland. He is currently one of the most successful footballers in the world, and is considered to be the next "greatest player" as Messi and Ronaldo prepare to retire. As you can see, Haaland has a fucked up looking face. His lips are huge, he has a receding hairline, a lazy eye, fivehead, no eyebrows, and an unattractive nose. By all physical standards, he is hideous, and that is even joked about in the football world. Physically, the only thing going for him is his athletic build.

Erling-Haaland-Isabel-Johansen-1110x869.jpeg

Here is a photo of Erling Haaland and his current girlfriend, Isabel Haugseng Johansen. As you can see, his girlfriend is LEAGUES above him in terms of physical appearance. She met and began dating him before he even rose to stardom, too. She found this motherfucker attractive, and it's because he is good at football, as they met playing for the same small Norwegian club.

Many of you have most likely been told all of your life that you don't possess the physical capabilities to be good at a sport. American football, rugby, and basketball demand an inherent size. Baseball and even cricket do too. Soccer/football does not. All you need is the dedication and motivation, combined with a decent gym routine.

And even if you don't want to play the sport, or don't believe that you possess athleticism, there is still hope for you in this sport. Being a referee only requires not being overweight and taking classes to develop knowledge of the game, which isn't even hard if you just watch a few matches or something.




TLDR: Successful footballers are physically unattractive and are still successful in life and at finding a mate. :whitepill:
Ronaldo side profile looks like shit , you can kill him with one punch .
Anyway like other people said , you may have a wife an children but of course you have to be the top 1% and she is going to take all your money and hate you .
Not a good way to ascend but still , I would prefer to be Messi or Ronaldo them myself
 
typical GrAY thread, 'it's about your pERsonality bro :soy: '

everyone knows that foids are whores jfl, kys GrAY
 
almost every normie plays football it's full of competition
 

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