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Nearly every single successful footballer/soccer player in the world has some form of physical insecurity or deformity. For example, Lionel Messi is a manlet standing at 5' 7" with decades of genetic modifiers, also being an (unconfirmed) autist. Cristiano Ronaldo had fucked up teeth until he paid to fix it. Other footballers, such as Luka Modric, Ronaldo de Lima, Ronaldinho, etc. all have unattractive features. But why is this important to anyone here?
Ronaldo before and after the teeth fix. Messi in childhood being autistic.
I have noticed a lot of incels, admittedly including myself, complain about things like height or physical attractiveness being a wall in the path to living a successful life. But these unattractive men all lead successful lives and have model wives with children. The key difference between incels and footballers is that footballers have the athleticism and drive to be good at what they do, in many cases they don't even possess inherent talent and instead must develop it with time. Cristiano Ronaldo was not born a talented footballer.
This is probably my favorite case. This right here is Erling Haaland. He is currently one of the most successful footballers in the world, and is considered to be the next "greatest player" as Messi and Ronaldo prepare to retire. As you can see, Haaland has a fucked up looking face. His lips are huge, he has a receding hairline, a lazy eye, fivehead, no eyebrows, and an unattractive nose. By all physical standards, he is hideous, and that is even joked about in the football world. Physically, the only thing going for him is his athletic build.
Here is a photo of Erling Haaland and his current girlfriend, Isabel Haugseng Johansen. As you can see, his girlfriend is LEAGUES above him in terms of physical appearance. She met and began dating him before he even rose to stardom, too. She found this motherfucker attractive, and it's because he is good at football, as they met playing for the same small Norwegian club.
Many of you have most likely been told all of your life that you don't possess the physical capabilities to be good at a sport. American football, rugby, and basketball demand an inherent size. Baseball and even cricket do too. Soccer/football does not. All you need is the dedication and motivation, combined with a decent gym routine.
And even if you don't want to play the sport, or don't believe that you possess athleticism, there is still hope for you in this sport. Being a referee only requires not being overweight and taking classes to develop knowledge of the game, which isn't even hard if you just watch a few matches or something.
TLDR: Successful footballers are physically unattractive and are still successful in life and at finding a mate.
Ronaldo before and after the teeth fix. Messi in childhood being autistic.
I have noticed a lot of incels, admittedly including myself, complain about things like height or physical attractiveness being a wall in the path to living a successful life. But these unattractive men all lead successful lives and have model wives with children. The key difference between incels and footballers is that footballers have the athleticism and drive to be good at what they do, in many cases they don't even possess inherent talent and instead must develop it with time. Cristiano Ronaldo was not born a talented footballer.
This is probably my favorite case. This right here is Erling Haaland. He is currently one of the most successful footballers in the world, and is considered to be the next "greatest player" as Messi and Ronaldo prepare to retire. As you can see, Haaland has a fucked up looking face. His lips are huge, he has a receding hairline, a lazy eye, fivehead, no eyebrows, and an unattractive nose. By all physical standards, he is hideous, and that is even joked about in the football world. Physically, the only thing going for him is his athletic build.
Here is a photo of Erling Haaland and his current girlfriend, Isabel Haugseng Johansen. As you can see, his girlfriend is LEAGUES above him in terms of physical appearance. She met and began dating him before he even rose to stardom, too. She found this motherfucker attractive, and it's because he is good at football, as they met playing for the same small Norwegian club.
Many of you have most likely been told all of your life that you don't possess the physical capabilities to be good at a sport. American football, rugby, and basketball demand an inherent size. Baseball and even cricket do too. Soccer/football does not. All you need is the dedication and motivation, combined with a decent gym routine.
And even if you don't want to play the sport, or don't believe that you possess athleticism, there is still hope for you in this sport. Being a referee only requires not being overweight and taking classes to develop knowledge of the game, which isn't even hard if you just watch a few matches or something.
TLDR: Successful footballers are physically unattractive and are still successful in life and at finding a mate.