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SAD BITCHES
Do not let these type of foids trick you, they appear shy, lonely, and cute, to the naked eye. Although these are the #1 foids to act unique when in reality they're just as bad as the rest. At their core, you will find they are much more perverted, and deceitful than your average foid, and are probably a succubus.(Also has an abusive Chad boyfriend.)
EMO/ROCK BITCHES
THESE foids are pretty much a walking contradiction. I have said it before, and I will say it again, they are N O T H I N G like you would expect. These foids aren't jaded or funny and are about as down to earth as a flying penis. They've likely fucked some uknown band, and they love regurgitating edgy shit somebody else said just to sound dark and cool.
On top of that they've got an IRL cult of orbiters.
CONFUSED BITCHES
The type to tell you in a non joking tone that they're "trying to find themselves." Very liberal in their views, thinks they're a unicorn, bi and will say bullshit such as, "I like people for their personality." Then the next day talk about the massive crush she has for Chris Hemsworth and how she wants to be fucked in the ass by him. These are the worse bitches on planet Earth and I wish someone would legit acidface all of them.
They have numerous giga-orbiters.
MAD BITCHES
Look like the creature from the black lagoon without makeup and are mad all the time for no reason. Will roast you at least once if you're in the same room and she talks very loudly about her Chad bfs, exes, and guys that look better than you. She wears a mask of makeup every day and all your friends obsess over her. She's an overall bitch and usually looks and acts like the Green Goblin.
Lastly she has a lot of fucking orbiters, most of them are chadlites.
UNIQUE BITCHES
All of them seem to think they look like fucking Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction or something. They wear the hippest clothing, have excessive eye makeup, think drugs are trendy, and look nonchalant. Many look very skinny and have a near skeletal face. They are also very manipulative.
Has a bunch of gay friends and a near infinite amount of orbiters.
I THINK IM HOT BITCHES
Not quite hot, but are pretty cute, they have a similar mindset as hot foids and will hang around the hotter girls. Everyone thinks she's hot but she's at most a 6/10, she can get any guy she wants so anything below Chad is not an option.
Has orbiters she doesn't even know.
HOT BITCHES
Out of this whole list these are the most tolerable of foids. They recognize they look good because it's all they hear every day of their life, they are more likely to take care of themselves, kinder in general, and never turn lesbian or bi. They only get Chad boyfriends and are very picky in general.
They have many orbiters like the rest, but hot bitches don't particularly care for orbiters unless they happen to be a super model or celebrity.
It is a pain in the ass googling "beautiful women" because all that shows up is odd looking foids.
SAD BITCHES
Do not let these type of foids trick you, they appear shy, lonely, and cute, to the naked eye. Although these are the #1 foids to act unique when in reality they're just as bad as the rest. At their core, you will find they are much more perverted, and deceitful than your average foid, and are probably a succubus.(Also has an abusive Chad boyfriend.)
EMO/ROCK BITCHES
THESE foids are pretty much a walking contradiction. I have said it before, and I will say it again, they are N O T H I N G like you would expect. These foids aren't jaded or funny and are about as down to earth as a flying penis. They've likely fucked some uknown band, and they love regurgitating edgy shit somebody else said just to sound dark and cool.
On top of that they've got an IRL cult of orbiters.
CONFUSED BITCHES
The type to tell you in a non joking tone that they're "trying to find themselves." Very liberal in their views, thinks they're a unicorn, bi and will say bullshit such as, "I like people for their personality." Then the next day talk about the massive crush she has for Chris Hemsworth and how she wants to be fucked in the ass by him. These are the worse bitches on planet Earth and I wish someone would legit acidface all of them.
They have numerous giga-orbiters.
MAD BITCHES
Look like the creature from the black lagoon without makeup and are mad all the time for no reason. Will roast you at least once if you're in the same room and she talks very loudly about her Chad bfs, exes, and guys that look better than you. She wears a mask of makeup every day and all your friends obsess over her. She's an overall bitch and usually looks and acts like the Green Goblin.
Lastly she has a lot of fucking orbiters, most of them are chadlites.
UNIQUE BITCHES
All of them seem to think they look like fucking Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction or something. They wear the hippest clothing, have excessive eye makeup, think drugs are trendy, and look nonchalant. Many look very skinny and have a near skeletal face. They are also very manipulative.
Has a bunch of gay friends and a near infinite amount of orbiters.
I THINK IM HOT BITCHES
Not quite hot, but are pretty cute, they have a similar mindset as hot foids and will hang around the hotter girls. Everyone thinks she's hot but she's at most a 6/10, she can get any guy she wants so anything below Chad is not an option.
Has orbiters she doesn't even know.
HOT BITCHES
Out of this whole list these are the most tolerable of foids. They recognize they look good because it's all they hear every day of their life, they are more likely to take care of themselves, kinder in general, and never turn lesbian or bi. They only get Chad boyfriends and are very picky in general.
They have many orbiters like the rest, but hot bitches don't particularly care for orbiters unless they happen to be a super model or celebrity.
It is a pain in the ass googling "beautiful women" because all that shows up is odd looking foids.
