(forgive me, I’m very drunk)
Forget Gold and Oil, forget Water and forget the very air we breathe!
All these commodities are secondary to the one true treasure that is so essential to the survival of mankind:
Pure, white, virgin, preteen, nonfat Foidenium!
Every war that has ever been fought was just a minor skirmish in the timeless battle for this most precious of resources.
Without a steady supply of this semi-sentient substrate no nation can hope to survive.
Foidenium is the critical component in reproductive, cultural and psychological maintenance of society. Without it, everything slowly dies like a strangulated limb.
Once carefully cultivated by mutual degrees of culture, the production of Foidenium has seen a sharp decline in the last decades.
Just like Communist retards, we foolishly assumed that this resourcse is “just there” and no work or sacrifice would be necessary to actually procure it.
Now we are paying the price for our negligence:
Foidenium is running dry and we cannot hope to quench our current thirst.
This leads only to one conclusion: A battle royal for the few remaining Foidenium deposits on the planet!
The victor will lead humanity through the coming ages, while the losers were never really there in the first place.
Forget Gold and Oil, forget Water and forget the very air we breathe!
All these commodities are secondary to the one true treasure that is so essential to the survival of mankind:
Pure, white, virgin, preteen, nonfat Foidenium!
Every war that has ever been fought was just a minor skirmish in the timeless battle for this most precious of resources.
Without a steady supply of this semi-sentient substrate no nation can hope to survive.
Foidenium is the critical component in reproductive, cultural and psychological maintenance of society. Without it, everything slowly dies like a strangulated limb.
Once carefully cultivated by mutual degrees of culture, the production of Foidenium has seen a sharp decline in the last decades.
Just like Communist retards, we foolishly assumed that this resourcse is “just there” and no work or sacrifice would be necessary to actually procure it.
Now we are paying the price for our negligence:
Foidenium is running dry and we cannot hope to quench our current thirst.
This leads only to one conclusion: A battle royal for the few remaining Foidenium deposits on the planet!
The victor will lead humanity through the coming ages, while the losers were never really there in the first place.
