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Story The First Organism Theorypill

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Your existence is merely a programmed genetic cancer mutation by the unconscious freak that was the first living organism to prolong it's existence by expanding into every environment it could think of.

The first micro cell to exist is our ancestor because it grew into a 6'5 white human male with blue eyes and strong jawbones after multiple branches of it's descendants died out as male incels who couldn't rape a female species member. The equivalent of this reoccurs every time throughout every species following pareto's principle!

You may be the end of your family's paternal lineage but this fucking single cell ancestor is living on forever multiplying again and again being unconscious of the cycle of perpetual death, agony and bliss that it takes form of.

In short, we're all the same fucking single organism trying to prolong a single cell's existence. Even the micro organisms of a single cell are the same thing but taking on different forms. As one cell dies, it breeds another. Then if that one dies then has multiple lineages to continue it's immortality.

We're all the parasitic form of a cancer cell caused by the sun shooting UV rays at chemicals that bounced off at a 71 degree angle thus causing a mutation to occur some billion of years ago.

I used to be atheist before I started this post 10 minutes ago but there is a God and a originator of all life, it just happens to be a fucking unconscious single celled organism that died billions of years ago after it split into other cells trying to avoid being burned to death by the Sun by hiding under the protective atmosphere surface.

In the end, it is irrelevant if we all perish because somewhere out there in another billions of years will be a 6'7 short black eyed plant getting mogged by a 7'6 white eyed cacti while some nanobacteria doing asexual reproduction because it has no mate in the middle of earth continues to perpetrate the existence of the immortality single cell
 
Maycels, they never change...........
I used to be atheist before I started this post 10 minutes ago
:feelskek:
In the end, it is irrelevant if we all perish because somewhere out there in another billions of years will be a 6'7 short black eyed plant getting mogged by a 7'6 white eyed cacti while some nanobacteria doing asexual reproduction because it has no mate in the middle of earth continues to perpetrate the existence of the immortality single cell
They never change.......
 
Not bad for maycel
 
Uhhh I like pretty girls
 
TBH I don't believe in evolution but the I get the point, were all really just pawns of some mindless force.
 
This is basically Lesson # 1 in Hinduism.
 

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