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NEETAndTidy

NEETAndTidy

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Escorts generally compliment their clients' dicks even if they're thoroughly mediocre. Even Chris-Chan's malformed pecker got complimented by a hooker. Can't imagine how pathetic your cock must be if even escorts laugh at it. You have all my sympathy.
 
Escorts generally compliment their clients' dicks even if they're thoroughly mediocre. Even Chris-Chan's malformed pecker got complimented by a hooker. Can't imagine how pathetic your cock must be if even escorts laugh at it. You have all my sympathy.
Wait what... really? When my first one saw my cock she looked depressed. The second one just seemed totally indifferent
 
Go GR (Gary Ridgway)
 
Wait what... really? When my first one saw my cock she looked depressed. The second one just seemed totally indifferent
It depends on the escort, but any escort who values repeat business will pay compliments to a client, and praising a client's dick is one of their staples. At the very least, they won't act like your dick is pathetic. So unless you're going to really shitty escorts, the fact that escorts respond that way to your dick should be very worrisome.
 
It depends on the escort, but any escort who values repeat business will pay compliments to a client, and praising a client's dick is one of their staples. At the very least, they won't act like your dick is pathetic. So unless you're going to really shitty escorts, the fact that escorts respond that way to your dick should be very worrisome.
The asian told me I did a "good job" fml

Idk if the blonde said anything.

Both moaned tho

I feel retarded
 
The asian told me I did a "good job" fml

Idk if the blonde said anything.

Both moaned tho

I feel retarded
Don't worry mang, it's their job. They're actresses as much as they are sex providers.
 
It’s over for many men
 
It depends on the escort, but any escort who values repeat business will pay compliments to a client, and praising a client's dick is one of their staples. At the very least, they won't act like your dick is pathetic. So unless you're going to really shitty escorts, the fact that escorts respond that way to your dick should be very worrisome.


Ive never gotten verbal praisal but ive seen 3 different escorts that let me lowball them to a lower rate multiple times after the first time.
 
Ive never gotten verbal praisal but ive seen 3 different escorts that let me lowball them to a lower rate multiple times after the first time.
How much did you lowball them by? I may try this..
 
How much did you lowball them by? I may try this..

The first time was a chunky foid who wanted 150 and i gave her that. I got her down to 40 at the lowest but on average she allowed herself to be taken at 50, 100, 60, 70, 80 and other low numbers i dont remember. This other one who started off at 140, I got her to give me a 60-100 average rate. These 2 allowed me to bullshit them where id tell them ill give extra the next time and then act like I forgot about the extra and just went back to lowballing them with empty promises. The 2nd one would sometimes tell me im going in too deep but I thought it was bullshit since 6inch dick is considered average/below average in the states. If she was serious, that might of helped me tbh


Of course there where a few times where i cucked myself and gave them 30-40 dollars once or twice for nothing, bought them weed or gave them rides as a pretext to "make up" for the forgotten extras. But I always calculated to where I was getting a session or 2 for free after the 3rd or 4th meeting, dependent in how badly I would fool them.

I'd rate them at sub5 for sure, they weren't anything special, really stupid too.

I always went in with the intention of paying less than what they want. Always negotiate and make excuses, you never know how much or how far it can get you. Push your limits and always attempt to go beyond the hour so you can get your money's worth.
 
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Cope, escorts aren't that hot.
 
Most escorts are lying when they say they're giving you a reduced price because they like you, unless you're actually attractive or some extraordinary circumstance. They just want your repeat business.
 
jfl having a small dick will make you humuliated even by escorts


fucking BRUTAL
 
At least you won't die a virgin
 
My Chadlite friend invited me to fuck an escort last Friday.

The girl was obviously not attracted to me and the little touching she gave me was because I asked. She also didn't want to blow me without a condom. But overall, good experience. She was mostly white and chubby, with a natural body and big breasts. 5.5/10.

Grabbing breasts feels so good. It's like finally catching something you see everyday but can never catch. I recommend everyone to fuck a prostitute at least once just for it.

Her pussy was kinda loose though. Fucking a virgin JB must feel so much better.

Prostitute experiences are mostly bad but sometimes you do get satisfied. I'm thankful for living in an uncucked country where at least you can fuck prostitutes legally for an affordable price.
 
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