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SuicideFuel THE DREAM LIFE (SPIGGACHAD PILL)

thecel

thecel

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My aspiration is to be hypersocial, hypersexual, and hypermasculine.

My dream: to spend my days fornicating and dominating, having sex on first dates and flexing after lifting heavy weights, shoving my penis into women's pussies and shoving my fists into men's faces, banging whores by day and starting fights with thugs by night, emptying my cumsack in women’s walls and emptying magazines in men’s skulls.



Hypersocial:

I want my phone to blow up with Snapchat and text notifications 24/7. I want to spend every waking hour with the company of others—never alone by myself in a room for even a nanosecond. I want to have hoes calling my phone nonstop. I want to have an abundance of social opportunities, way too many for me to make time for, so I can reject people and feel empowered. I want to be the big baller shot caller—the popular guy, the center of attention, and the life of the party—a man whom everyone would fight to the death just to have a conversation with.



Hypersexual:

Intercourse with whomever I want, whenever I want. In my dream life, I'd walk down the street picking up every woman I'm attracted to and fuck them all before the end of the day. I'd contact the crushes I've had in school and fuck all of them. Every female friend of mine would be a friend with benefits. I want to be so Chaddy that I can get away with walking into womens’ bathrooms and just banging women in there. I would need stacks of multi-terabyte hard drives to store all the nudes that I receive from women who lust after me.



Hypermasculine:

7'6" (228.6 cm) tall. I want my erect cock to have a length of 12 inches (30.48 cm) and a circumference of 10 inches (25.4 cm). I'd call up luxury clothing brands and request that they make special pants just for me and my penis—and the pants got to be named after me and be considered rare items that go on sale for quadrillions of dollars when I die. I want a 3-feet-wide (91.44 cm) bideltoid breadth, 75" (190.5 cm) chest circumference, and 40" (101.6 cm) bicep circumference. I want to have a literal Crimson Chin chin with the forward maxillary projection of T. rex. And boy will I mog. I'll mog literally everyone: mogging people on the street, mogging people at the shopping center, mogging the wannabe bodybuilders at the local gym, mogging football players, mogging A-List Hollywood actors, mogging models, mogging rappers, mogging pop stars, mogging porn stars, even mogging the silverback gorillas at the zoo. If any man disrespects me or challenges my dominance, I kill him with my bare hands—if he pull out a gun, I point my machine gun at his ballsack and mash the trigger. If I go to prison, I'd engage in nonstop gang warfare. I'd have endless sex with the female prison guards. I'd spend the time I got behind bars just fornicating, doing drugs, dealing drugs, committing acts of random and nonrandom violence, and working out. I'd go down in history as the highest-T beast the world has ever seen.



This is my dream life. What’s yours?
 
My dream is rape all noodles in the world and then all the resulting ERs will commit ww3
 
Just be yourself bro
 
maybe get rid of your autism first.
 
This is hypercope
 
this kind of beast will be locked by fbi for human body research, experts do naked research on you every day and give you electrotherapy if you don't obey:feelskek:
 


BRUH...
 
My dream life is to harness the pure virility of the aspie brain and create a new vessel for myself. A 20' tall steel killing machine equipped with shoulder rockets, a retractable sword, a 20mm autocannon, and lastly a metal cock...sharpened for her terror. No fleshy feminine bullshit I just want to conquer the world instilling fear into the minds of apes. No sapien chad can compete with this pure abstraction of masculinity.
 
Nuff said. You described that very well. :incel:
 
Sounds like you want to be The Juggernaut.
this kind of beast will be locked by fbi for human body research, experts do naked research on you every day and give you electrotherapy if you don't obey:feelskek:
The people with real power would have him kidnapped, tied down and researched to see how some nerd like Bill Gates could have his consciousness transferred into his body. :feelshaha:
 
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Sex on the first date :feelskek:
Chad doesn't do that, he's skippin the date, they're going straight to it
 
keep dreaming inkwell
 
People who obey My very Word . People who want to be around me and do Things for me whenever i want
 
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OP this was brilliant, made me laugh so fucking hard. Need more of this
 
Do meth if you want to feel like that op
 
Sounds like my reality.
 
bump cause meme worthy thread
 
High IQ thread srs. :bigbrain:
 
Fucking you filthy Goyim I’ll never let you ((((ascend))))
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