The downside of having a female flatmate

[Dopeycel]

So yeah owing to university, I have a female flatmate.

Imagine if you will, being an attention starved guy suddenly living with a non hideous female. Seems amazing right?

Then imagine falling for her so you regularly spend all day thinking about her.

Then one day she comes back after a night out and she's not alone.

You hear some chat. A guy gasping and heavy breathing. Sucking sounds. Then you hear her mention baby oil. Then you have to lie in bed listening to slapping, pounding and moaning for about an hour.

Few days later you go to borrow her phone charger, and see the baby oil on her bedstand

Everything is unfair. I just can't go on

 

[Modus Coperandi]

damn man ropefuel.
I had a female flatmate for half a year in college but back then I wasn't blackpilled and had standards&preference.
She just wasn't my type and I decided early on to not even try it, because it would be extremely weird when living together.
Luckily she never brought a chad back home.
She bought lots of cucumbers tho, lmao.

 

[Kurdish_Incel]

Fap to the sounds

 

[big nose bug eyes]

Reminder ER hearing his sister have sex in the room next door made him go ER.

I will pray for you

 

[whatsthedeal12]

I have a female roommate coming in on August. I know nothing about her. Her age, her looks, anything. She might be ugly, she might not be. My other roommate is a chadlite.

I'm already buying my ear plugs.

 

[rickvanderhammer]

start jizzing in the shampoo bottle

 

[Deleted member 9229]

join in, assert dominance

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Holy fuck that’s some serious ropefuel.

 

[TheRealChincel]

 

[whatsthedeal12]

start jizzing in the shampoo bottle

And taking candid shower pics.

 

[Richard spencer]

start jizzing in the shampoo bottle

 

[boyjenius]

you should have left and gone for a walk.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Thats the best written suifuel ive seen so far. Write a book m8 and careermaxx

 

[DyingInside]

start jizzing in the shampoo bottle

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

I can't imagine dealing with that, would fuck me up.

I'm already buying my ear plugs.

 

[Erenor]

Then you have to lie in bed listening to slapping, pounding and moaning for about an hour.

I hate that shit. Ask her to be quiet if she does it again

 

[IsolationHurts]

First time i suffered a panic attack was while hearing one of my male flatmates fucking a 5-6/10 blond foid
After that, I learned to leave the flat when it happened and never lived with other people since that year.
Worst suifuel, imho, as a virgin.

 

[Dopeycel]

The worst is how horny it makes me to think about it. She's not in at the moment...

 

[Deleted member 6101]

Imagine if you will, being an attention starved guy suddenly living with a non hideous female. Seems amazing right?

As someone who's introverted/assburgered, intimidated by +=6/10s and sweats too much, it seems horrifying, though.
I'd fucking drop out or go to a private dorm.

On the plus side, you can do things to her food/shampoo which will, in a way, bring you a little closer to exiting inceldom *wink* (and, maybe, a little closer to irl fetish JAV)

 

[Erenor]

start jizzing in the shampoo bottle

I wonder if she could get pregnant with this stupid shit, if the Shampoo runs down her Body...

 

[NekoStance]

Fap to the sounds

This ^

Have a cry-wank to the memory

you'll feel OK afterward

 

[Dopeycel]

This ^

Have a cry-wank to the memory

you'll feel OK afterward

Lol yep I've had a few since

Lol yep I've had a few since

I could even go in her room and look at the massive cumstain on the middle of unmade bed

 

[Asianmanletcel]

use her toothbrush

 

[averageblokecel]

This can drive a man crazy I swear

 

[Dopeycel]

This can drive a man crazy I swear

Yeah it has already driven me crazy. I can't believe how fucking horrible this life can make me feel.

I've been thinking about it 24/7. I wake up at night thinking about their hot, sweaty, naked oily bodies writhing together. Its another world on the other side of my bedroom wall. This stranger gets to have this with her. The pain feels never ending

 

[blackcel]

I would never live with a woman unless I am fucking her, or she is related to me.

 

[Newbie17]

Mega suifuel

E: You should intERvene next time

 

[averageblokecel]

Yeah it has already driven me crazy. I can't believe how fucking horrible this life can make me feel.

I've been thinking about it 24/7. I wake up at night thinking about their hot, sweaty, naked oily bodies writhing together. Its another world on the other side of my bedroom wall. This stranger gets to have this with her. The pain feels never ending

have you though of moving to another place?

 

[FACEandLMS]

Why am I the only one who says this?:




WOMEN
ARE
SUICIEFUEL

also

start jizzing in the shampoo bottle

rofl

 

[AR15]

This can drive a man crazy I swear

 

[Dopeycel]

have you though of moving to another place?

I have, but I don't which would be worse. This utter torture, or the utter torture of loneliness. For this reason I haven't really addressed the problem at all.

 

[Evidential]

Bust a nut in the baby oil

 

[theultimate341]

join in, assert dominance

quick way to go to jail

 

[Evildoer]

Fap to the sounds

How pathetic it would look, tbh tbh.

 

[AntiPain]

Reminder ER hearing his sister have sex in the room next door made him go ER.

I will pray for you

What? Source?

 

[Short Straw]

use her toothbrush

Damn. That was a good one,

 

[PersonalityChad]

Living with a foid as an incel seems terrifying. Good luck OP

 

[big nose bug eyes]

What? Source?

It's in his manifesto where he describes in detail the sounds he heard.

 

[AntiPain]

College in the US seems like a joke.

 

[Timecel]

I have a female roommate coming in on August. I know nothing about her. Her age, her looks, anything. She might be ugly, she might not be. My other roommate is a chadlite.

I'm already buying my ear plugs.

imagine her being a landwhale and getting fucked every day while you hear every sound.

 

[Robtical]

join in, assert dominance

It's the only way she'll take him seriously and not see him as a "nice guy."

 

[PersonalityChad]

College in the US seems like a joke.

The entire US education system seems like a joke tbh.

 

[Beavis.Tomas.Killman]

I pay more money but I live in a place that is my home. my rules and not sharing the bathroom with no rabble. Living in your space is worthy and you do not have to support any bastard. If there is someone in your house, it is because you invite them. Living in shared places is for poor devils. better pay more and live quietly. sure to strangle whoever in front of the woman who lives in your same apartment

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

Then you hear her mention baby oil.

Anal sex

 

[mikepence]

RIP. It's just listening to your superiors shitting all over you. I would probably have to leave after a few minutes of that shit.

 

[_wifebeater_]

Reminder ER hearing his sister have sex in the room next door made him go ER.

 

[Incel Prime]

So yeah owing to university, I have a female flatmate.

Imagine if you will, being an attention starved guy suddenly living with a non hideous female. Seems amazing right?

Then imagine falling for her so you regularly spend all day thinking about her.

Then one day she comes back after a night out and she's not alone.

You hear some chat. A guy gasping and heavy breathing. Sucking sounds. Then you hear her mention baby oil. Then you have to lie in bed listening to slapping, pounding and moaning for about an hour.

Few days later you go to borrow her phone charger, and see the baby oil on her bedstand

Everything is unfair. I just can't go on

Fuck bro. Time to move

 

[acnescarcel]

just start cock blocking and annoy her into moving out

 

[Mik_TFL]

I suddenly feel happy that I live with another 2 incels.