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NSFW The dickpill and Brad Pitt

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The brad pitt pill

Forum thread of women discussing Brad and his assets

For those that think dick size doesn't matter, think again. Brad Pitt has been consistently rated as the most attractive man on the planet for at least 2 decades, during his prime from 1990 to mid 2000's. Yet for a man which such blessed looks, why has he only dated a tiny number of hollywoods leading ladies? Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Anniston, Angelina Jolie.

Because he has a small dick. His massive looks halo can get him any woman he wants, but what good is that when the whole point is to have sex? The second he reveals his below average trouser department, the deal is off. This is why he has always been in long term relationships with women and never racked up an immense slay count. If you still aren't convinced then read through the forum thread linked - a pack of women absolutely ripping him to shreds like a pack of hungry lions devouring a gazelle. So much for that looks halo being all that matters right?

Now compare to a guy like Jared Leto. Top tier looks, and he also apparently carries around a cucumber in his underpants. That is what is required to slay in the West nowadays. Women watch porn, they are used to seeing 10 inch dicks. They buy sex toys that are all gargantuan in size, so even if they couldn't handle it before, they can after many hours of practice with them.
 
These foids are just coping because they will never even get to touch him.
 
I took a look at the pictures.
JFL

ruznah004.jpg

ruznah005.jpg

How big do you think he is?
 
Keeping coping my friend.
Tbh he has a point, foids are known to cope hard when they can't get a guy they want, even try it with chad fishing and say to a foid that you aren't interested in her and watch her call the chad ugly or something
 
I always wondered what foids do in their little safe zones. Can't go two comments without "OMG" and "you go girl"

Op, you actually think NPC celebrities care what lower NPCs on pyramid think?. The man's a sex symbol and all these foids will line up for him if given the chance. I've said this hundred of times. Foids are hypocrites and know nothing more than what society deem to be approved by the majority. No independent thought.
 
Read the comments, foids are demonic.
 
You're as good as your worst feature tbh.
 
I always wondered what foids do in their little safe zones. Can't go two comments without "OMG" and "you go girl"

Op, you actually think NPC celebrities care what lower NPCs on pyramid think?. The man's a sex symbol and all these foids will line up for him if given the chance. I've said this hundred of times. Foids are hypocrites and know nothing more than what society deem to be approved by the majority. No independent thought.

Don't get me wrong, im not saying he can't get women - what im saying is that the dickpill is still able to bring down the literal most handsome man on the planet. He has probably slept with less women in his life than the average college brad does in 1 year of college.

You can be famous rich and the most handsome man in existence, but the dickpill will always be an albatross around your neck.
 
If you really think he announces every sexual partner he had to the world you are truely deluded.
 
dicks and queer shit. wtf?
 
He's flaccid yet they keep calling his penis too small. You can't know from flaccid size unless it's like 1 inch flaccid.
 
I'm aware of the dickpill, but in this case I really believe those woman are coping because they can't reach him, and as you can see in the pics he is average.

Read the comments, foids are demonic.
 
Oh great another dick thread
 
ruznah001.jpg

He's pretty much the same as me.
But he might be a grower and mog me though
 
It’s a normal sized cock tbh, but women expect a low hanging mandingo on everyone in 2019.

Ron Jeremy has more sex appeal thanks to his 9” hog piece.
 
Dickpill deniers BTFO.

Big dick havers can't be incel.
 
I always wondered what foids do in their little safe zones. Can't go two comments without "OMG" and "you go girl"

Op, you actually think NPC celebrities care what lower NPCs on pyramid think?. The man's a sex symbol and all these foids will line up for him if given the chance. I've said this hundred of times. Foids are hypocrites and know nothing more than what society deem to be approved by the majority. No independent thought.
High IQ.
Given the chance, these cum dumpsters would line up to eat his cum.
 
Check out other pics,it's around 4 inches flacid I guess.Mogs me
ruznah001.jpg

He's pretty much the same as me.
But he might be a grower and mog me though


That isn't a flaccid hang, he is already significantly erect, to the point where turgidity is present but not full lift. I doubt he is more than 4 and a half inches maximum.

There is a reason he got bullied by george clooney who left a small penis sticker on his car.
 
These bitches man :reeeeee:
They are so used to chad/tyrone shlongs that the most attractive man in the world with a perfectly proportional looking penis isn't good enough for them. We must shut it all down. It has to end.
Dicklets have no hope of not being cucked in 2019.
 
I dickmog Brad Pitt ultimate lifefuel :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
Jfl being in LTR with the likes of Paltrow, Aniston, and Jolie is brutally far more greater feat that I could ever achieve in my life
 
Jfl being in LTR with the likes of Paltrow, Aniston, and Jolie is brutally far more greater feat that I could ever achieve in my life

Missing the point my friend - im not saying Brad Pitt has had a bad life or is unsuccessful with women. Im merely pointing out the HUGE (get it) disparity between his looks and theoretical status as a male, and what his actual status and success with women has been. I knew a fat (bloated) chad from uni who slept with more better looking / younger girls IN ONE WEEK than Brad Pitt has managed in his entire life.
 
Missing the point my friend - im not saying Brad Pitt has had a bad life or is unsuccessful with women. Im merely pointing out the HUGE (get it) disparity between his looks and theoretical status as a male, and what his actual status and success with women has been. I knew a fat (bloated) chad from uni who slept with more better looking / younger girls IN ONE WEEK than Brad Pitt has managed in his entire life.
Oh ok. Focuslesscel here lol. I get your point now
 
Don't get me wrong, im not saying he can't get women - what im saying is that the dickpill is still able to bring down the literal most handsome man on the planet. He has probably slept with less women in his life than the average college brad does in 1 year of college.

You can be famous rich and the most handsome man in existence, but the dickpill will always be an albatross around your neck.
This is depressing, it's over for smalldickcels:cryfeels::feelsrope:
 
Female incels making fun of chad, similar to how we make fun of stacies and call them whore but inside we want them really bad.

That’s like a female reading incel forums and seeing incel talk shit about stacy and calling her whore and shit and then concluding if a girl has a roast beef vagina then it’s over and her looks can’t save her. Infact that’s not true
 
even though I have mine, I still get datemogged by most foids like how i get join date mogged here.
You datemog me into oblivion ngl, i wish i was a 2018cel.
 
You datemog me into oblivion ngl, i wish i was a 2018cel.
lmao I barely made it. And i could have registered early september but my high inhib ass didnt let me.
 
Watch not what foids say but what they do.

Online they tear into him but deep down that would kill each other to have a chance at fucking him.
 
Where the hell did they come from?So many of these threads lately..
I'm glad you pointed this out, this low IQ cope pill has been spreading around way too much lately. Do I have a big dick? Not even close, and yet i'd still want to lose an inch or two if I was taller or had a 9/10 bone structure, or was rich/statusmaxxed.
 
Do I have a big dick? Not even close, and yet i'd still want to lose an inch or two if I was taller or had a 9/10 bone structure, or was rich/statusmaxxed.
Same here.Foids can laugh all they want at my dick on internet forums but they'd orgasm just from me talking to them if I was a chad.
 
its over for bradpittcels

in 2019 even brad pitt is signing up for incels.co
 
it's not like he is rocking a real micropenis. Maybe he is an extreme grower.
 
goes to show how many roasties with cave cunts are out there. disgusting labia just dangling out there in hope of ensnaring some massive chad cock.
 
How can women shame someone on his lack of masculinity when they all day say bullshit about removing manliness and masculinity it's beyond me. Microdick should be a good thing. Also, he has not a microdick basing on that pic
 

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