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Okay, so i'm about to find a way to summon the Devil or any demon and make a pact with him/her.
As the only remaining TrueAlphaCel™ of the site, i have to try everything to ascend. If it means a deal with the devil, then i'll make a fucking deal with the devil, and i sign that shit with blood.

Before you start...:feelsseriously:
I'm already burning in hell :reeeeee:
+an eternity is completely fine, because i want the good life, thanks for worrying.

Now, asking to be a Chad/Tyrone is a bad idea, because what if in like 20 years, there comes something that's completely different, and the current giga Chads and giga Tyrones are going to be considered ugly Incels?
So I'll wish to be unbelievably attractive to every biological Female. indefinitely.

This would create a new attractive quality in humanity.
BUT since there is nothing you can see that makes me more attractive than you, we can call it: Phantom Quality™ by Prof. Kuuro

The Devil knows i want this! And he's ready for it. :feelshehe:
This morning when i was typing on my laptop, a huge ass centipede like bug fell on my keyboard, seemingly from nowhere.
But we both know it was sent by my friend. :feelsthink:
This was a sign. :feelsEhh:

Admire me while i'm here, because i'm about to quit being a piece of shit Incel.
I'm 'bout to ascend too you beautiful bastards :feelsYall:
 
This actually sounds fun !
Devil pill kinda makes more sense imo.
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Good luck friend !
 
Devil is a liar ( if you believe in devil ).
 
Remember to sacrifice a virgin foid if you want to be successful summoning the unholy one. :feelsdevil:
 
Remember to sacrifice a virgin foid if you want to be successful summoning the unholy one. :feelsdevil:
Brah
If that's what my friend the devil wants...i'm going to be attractive so i can get away with anything :feelshaha:
 
Cope. The devil was cast out because he was an incel. If he couldn't help himself he can't help you.
 
Remember to sacrifice a virgin foid if you want to be successful summoning the unholy one. :feelsdevil:
The ritual is impossible, since no virgin foids exist
 
Cope. The devil was cast out because he was an incel. If he couldn't help himself he can't help you.
Because he was an Incel amongst angel stacies.
He would be a slayer here, with human stacies.:feelsseriously:

Also the devil was cast out cuz he knew that god was sick and evil, for creating freaks like me SO HE CAN LAUGH AT ME :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:
 
Remember to sacrifice a virgin foid if you want to be successful summoning the unholy one. :feelsdevil:
That might turn him off. Remember Christ was the OG volcel, so it stands to reason the Antichrist would sigma.
 
Because he was an Incel amongst angel stacies.
He would be a slayer here, with human stacies.:feelsseriously:

Also the devil was cast out cuz he knew that god was sick and evil, for creating freaks like me SO HE CAN LAUGH AT ME :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:
According to the book of enoch, fallen angels had no problem ascending with human stacies and having children, all except satan who has been here since forever but unable to get any tail whatsoever despite his immense powers. He's the ultimate truecel getting mogged since eternity.
 
I would ask for an eternal life where I'm desired by any foid I want. There's no way I can go to hell if I never die. :feelsthink: And yes, you're right - we're already in hell.

Phantom Quality™
Good name, I approve.
 
You think you can ascend inkwel?

SILENCE!
 
Cope, no devil for your face.
 
Okay, so i'm about to find a way to summon the Devil or any demon and make a pact with him/her.
As the only remaining TrueAlphaCel™ of the site, i have to try everything to ascend. If it means a deal with the devil, then i'll make a fucking deal with the devil, and i sign that shit with blood.

Before you start...:feelsseriously:
I'm already burning in hell :reeeeee:
+an eternity is completely fine, because i want the good life, thanks for worrying.

Now, asking to be a Chad/Tyrone is a bad idea, because what if in like 20 years, there comes something that's completely different, and the current giga Chads and giga Tyrones are going to be considered ugly Incels?
So I'll wish to be unbelievably attractive to every biological Female. indefinitely.

This would create a new attractive quality in humanity.
BUT since there is nothing you can see that makes me more attractive than you, we can call it: Phantom Quality™ by Prof. Kuuro

The Devil knows i want this! And he's ready for it. :feelshehe:
This morning when i was typing on my laptop, a huge ass centipede like bug fell on my keyboard, seemingly from nowhere.
But we both know it was sent by my friend. :feelsthink:
This was a sign. :feelsEhh:

Admire me while i'm here, because i'm about to quit being a piece of shit Incel.
I'm 'bout to ascend too you beautiful bastards :feelsYall:
There is only one thing I would sell my soul for and the devil can't pull it off.

The destruction of everything in existence including God and himself.

This is why it makes no sense to me to sell my soul.

Every other mundane thing that I want can be acquired in time all on my own, no need to sell my soul to get it.
 
There is only one thing I would sell my soul for and the devil can't pull it off.

The destruction of everything in existence including God and himself.

This is why it makes no sense to me to sell my soul.

Every other mundane thing that I want can be acquired in time all on my own, no need to sell my soul to get it.

View: https://youtu.be/2NPdEGanRx4
 

My favorite scene from this movie is the whole "Look but don't touch, touch but don't taste, taste but don't swallow" rant

Its so true, God has set up this sadistic game with all his rules that are in direct opposition to the desires he has ingrained in us through the very biological systems he designed
 
Okay, so i'm about to find a way to summon the Devil or any demon and make a pact with him/her.
As the only remaining TrueAlphaCel™ of the site, i have to try everything to ascend. If it means a deal with the devil, then i'll make a fucking deal with the devil, and i sign that shit with blood.

Before you start...:feelsseriously:
I'm already burning in hell :reeeeee:
+an eternity is completely fine, because i want the good life, thanks for worrying.

Now, asking to be a Chad/Tyrone is a bad idea, because what if in like 20 years, there comes something that's completely different, and the current giga Chads and giga Tyrones are going to be considered ugly Incels?
So I'll wish to be unbelievably attractive to every biological Female. indefinitely.

This would create a new attractive quality in humanity.
BUT since there is nothing you can see that makes me more attractive than you, we can call it: Phantom Quality™ by Prof. Kuuro

The Devil knows i want this! And he's ready for it. :feelshehe:
This morning when i was typing on my laptop, a huge ass centipede like bug fell on my keyboard, seemingly from nowhere.
But we both know it was sent by my friend. :feelsthink:
This was a sign. :feelsEhh:

Admire me while i'm here, because i'm about to quit being a piece of shit Incel.
I'm 'bout to ascend too you beautiful bastards :feelsYall:
Being desired by every females probably mean some mental foid is gonna shoot
 
Okay, so i'm about to find a way to summon the Devil or any demon and make a pact with him/her.
As the only remaining TrueAlphaCel™ of the site, i have to try everything to ascend. If it means a deal with the devil, then i'll make a fucking deal with the devil, and i sign that shit with blood.

Before you start...:feelsseriously:
I'm already burning in hell :reeeeee:
+an eternity is completely fine, because i want the good life, thanks for worrying.

Now, asking to be a Chad/Tyrone is a bad idea, because what if in like 20 years, there comes something that's completely different, and the current giga Chads and giga Tyrones are going to be considered ugly Incels?
So I'll wish to be unbelievably attractive to every biological Female. indefinitely.

This would create a new attractive quality in humanity.
BUT since there is nothing you can see that makes me more attractive than you, we can call it: Phantom Quality™ by Prof. Kuuro

The Devil knows i want this! And he's ready for it. :feelshehe:
This morning when i was typing on my laptop, a huge ass centipede like bug fell on my keyboard, seemingly from nowhere.
But we both know it was sent by my friend. :feelsthink:
This was a sign. :feelsEhh:

Admire me while i'm here, because i'm about to quit being a piece of shit Incel.
I'm 'bout to ascend too you beautiful bastards :feelsYall:
good luck man, i have had similar ideas in the past. go burn in hell brother :feelsdevil:
 
Before you start...:feelsseriously:
I'm already burning in hell :reeeeee:
+an eternity is completely fine, because i want the good life, thanks for worrying.
you're not burning. thats a cope
 
Okay, so i'm about to find a way to summon the Devil or any demon and make a pact with him/her.
As the only remaining TrueAlphaCel™ of the site, i have to try everything to ascend. If it means a deal with the devil, then i'll make a fucking deal with the devil, and i sign that shit with blood.

Before you start...:feelsseriously:
I'm already burning in hell :reeeeee:
+an eternity is completely fine, because i want the good life, thanks for worrying.

Now, asking to be a Chad/Tyrone is a bad idea, because what if in like 20 years, there comes something that's completely different, and the current giga Chads and giga Tyrones are going to be considered ugly Incels?
So I'll wish to be unbelievably attractive to every biological Female. indefinitely.

This would create a new attractive quality in humanity.
BUT since there is nothing you can see that makes me more attractive than you, we can call it: Phantom Quality™ by Prof. Kuuro

The Devil knows i want this! And he's ready for it. :feelshehe:
This morning when i was typing on my laptop, a huge ass centipede like bug fell on my keyboard, seemingly from nowhere.
But we both know it was sent by my friend. :feelsthink:
This was a sign. :feelsEhh:

Admire me while i'm here, because i'm about to quit being a piece of shit Incel.
I'm 'bout to ascend too you beautiful bastards :feelsYall:

View: https://youtu.be/tq8WWzftn3E
 
If you believe in a soul, then you would/should become a devoted Christian. You must not actually believe.
 
If you believe in a soul, then you would/should become a devoted Christian. You must not actually believe.
Christians didn't invent the soul, you know that right?

You know that there were religions that existed long before Christianity right?

Christianity is more about conquest and politics than actual belief in a "God", Christianity is about "co-opting" and "assimilating" other groups and getting them to abandon their faiths and Gods.


Here's one of the best examples:
Do you really think Jesus was born on Christmas day?

You are a naive fool then, Jesus was estimated to be born around Fall, Christmas was about co-opting a Pagan festival (Winter Solstice) and assimilating Pagans into the religion.

The whole "Yule Log" thing, the "man in red" (santa), the evergreen (Christmas) tree, all rooted in paganism (look it up).

Christmas is nothing but an amalgamation of Pagan practices created for the sole purpose of assimilating Pagans into Christianity. It worked too, do you hear about any Pagan faith practitioners anymore?

Those other faiths have died out.
 
If you get ahold of him just tell him you'll go ER and sacrifice for everybody here (in GTA V) be a team player
 
Christians didn't invent the soul, you know that right?

You know that there were religions that existed long before Christianity right?

Christianity is more about conquest and politics than actual belief in a "God", Christianity is about "co-opting" and "assimilating" other groups and getting them to abandon their faiths and Gods.


Here's one of the best examples:
Do you really think Jesus was born on Christmas day?

You are a naive fool then, Jesus was estimated to be born around Fall, Christmas was about co-opting a Pagan festival (Winter Solstice) and assimilating Pagans into the religion.

The whole "Yule Log" thing, the "man in red" (santa), the evergreen (Christmas) tree, all rooted in paganism (look it up).

Christmas is nothing but an amalgamation of Pagan practices created for the sole purpose of assimilating Pagans into Christianity. It worked too, do you hear about any Pagan faith practitioners anymore?

Those other faiths have died out.
Uh uh uh, old friend. HE said devil. In general, the devil denotes the Christian faith. So to revise my post:

If you believe in a soul and the devil, then you would/should become a devoted Christian. You must not actually believe.

Unrelated but I'm glad you're alive and still making content. Not too long ago I had all my college buddies watching your vids on a big ass TV. Miss those days. You will forever be legendary bro. Someday when I careermaxx, I will visit your neck of the woods. (Ok ok that's enough dickriding.)
 
"Because he was an Incel amongst angel stacies." Bro, have we been taught about different bibles? Would you care to explain this bit from Ezekiel 28:12-17 where it describes Lucifer?

"You were the seal of perfection,
Full of wisdom and perfect in beauty."
 
Because he was an Incel amongst angel stacies.
I didn't even notice this nonsense until @Toxic_Manbabby pointed it out

Lucifer is literally said to have been one of the most beautiful and powerful angel of them all (if not the top of all of them)

Lucifer is literally a Chad, the angels who got sent to Sodom and Gomorrah to warn Lot were probably the "incel angels" as they got the shitty jobs lol.

JFL when in the story the fags of the city demanded that Lot send out the angels so they could fuck them, the Bible is pretty fucked up. Then later on Lot's own daughters drugged him with wine and fucked him in a cave. :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: (those were the fuckers that God let escape as the only "good" people in the city)

I swear Christians are crazy for believing that these stories are "good" and "holy", it's downright pornographic. So much fucked up shit happens, pastors read selectively from the bible.
 
Okay, so i'm about to find a way to summon the Devil or any demon and make a pact with him/her.
As the only remaining TrueAlphaCel™ of the site, i have to try everything to ascend. If it means a deal with the devil, then i'll make a fucking deal with the devil, and i sign that shit with blood.

Before you start...:feelsseriously:
I'm already burning in hell :reeeeee:
+an eternity is completely fine, because i want the good life, thanks for worrying.

Now, asking to be a Chad/Tyrone is a bad idea, because what if in like 20 years, there comes something that's completely different, and the current giga Chads and giga Tyrones are going to be considered ugly Incels?
So I'll wish to be unbelievably attractive to every biological Female. indefinitely.

This would create a new attractive quality in humanity.
BUT since there is nothing you can see that makes me more attractive than you, we can call it: Phantom Quality™ by Prof. Kuuro

The Devil knows i want this! And he's ready for it. :feelshehe:
This morning when i was typing on my laptop, a huge ass centipede like bug fell on my keyboard, seemingly from nowhere.
But we both know it was sent by my friend. :feelsthink:
This was a sign. :feelsEhh:

Admire me while i'm here, because i'm about to quit being a piece of shit Incel.
I'm 'bout to ascend too you beautiful bastards :feelsYall:
Go ahead and try, I’ll help you do it too just tell me the procedure you’re going to do. If you need some ritual I’ve got one that I found a while ago on /x/ not even joking
 
According to the book of enoch, fallen angels had no problem ascending with human stacies and having children, all except satan who has been here since forever but unable to get any tail whatsoever despite his immense powers. He's the ultimate truecel getting mogged since eternity.
But Satan hates humans, why would he want to procreate with gods creation which he intends to destroy?
 
But Satan hates humans, why would he want to procreate with gods creation which he intends to destroy?
Apparently he only hates humans because he's jealous of them
Moreover just because he hates humans doesn't mean he hates foids, foids don't count as human :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
Go ahead and try, I’ll help you do it too just tell me the procedure you’re going to do. If you need some ritual I’ve got one that I found a while ago on /x/ not even joking
@Kuuro

Anybody that would sign up to become some demons bitch (if they even exist) is a faggot, so just skip to the end and start going to gay clubs, no need to sell your soul lol.
 
Lucifer is literally a Chad, the angels who got sent to Sodom and Gomorrah to warn Lot were probably the "incel angels" as they got the shitty jobs lol.
This works more when you realize that the stereotypical angels that are humanoid with wings on their backs are the lowest rank of angels; the Cherubim and Satan was an Archangel which are above even the Ophanim. (These guys here) https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca8...Q.jhYPkp-OK91908k2yRJW5ofM_kIcIHpvUHH_yXinw40
 

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