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For when I am unable to urinate
1. Take a seat on the toilet - this is going to be an ordeal
2. I imagine I'm in an empty building
3. I imagine further that an intense paintball game is going outside
4. No paintball player knows I'm in there - and I'm planing to make an ambush shot through the bathroom window because a group of players are standing right outside
5. The contrast between the intensity of outside and the calmness in the bathroom, the fact that not a soul knows where I am or what I am planning, creates a serene feeling that I can't exactly describe which helps me finally urinate
Anyone else do something like this?
For when I am unable to urinate
1. Take a seat on the toilet - this is going to be an ordeal
2. I imagine I'm in an empty building
3. I imagine further that an intense paintball game is going outside
4. No paintball player knows I'm in there - and I'm planing to make an ambush shot through the bathroom window because a group of players are standing right outside
5. The contrast between the intensity of outside and the calmness in the bathroom, the fact that not a soul knows where I am or what I am planning, creates a serene feeling that I can't exactly describe which helps me finally urinate
Anyone else do something like this?
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