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It's Over The college nightclub I visit turned me away last night because I didn't have student ID with me.

Don't you have a nice college friend's group were you can party with? i knew one of such oldcels when i went to uni, he had a lot of girl-friends and a couple of male friends too. seemed like a cool dude, maybe you should integrate into groups before moving up to the nightclub? i'm not really sure either cuz i didnt like that game tbh
 
Don't you have a nice college friend's group were you can party with? i knew one of such oldcels when i went to uni, he had a lot of girl-friends and a couple of male friends too. seemed like a cool dude, maybe you should integrate into groups before moving up to the nightclub? i'm not really sure either cuz i didnt like that game tbh

These weren't old friends he used to go to school with long ago, was it?
 
are feeling cognitive dissonance that a guy like you isn't doing what they're doing.
we aren't having a ''cognitive dissonance'' we are having a laugh. It would be anything but funny if he actually pulled out girls, spoiler, he isn't, and we know why. guess he gotta try 50 more times, broo :redpill:
 
Colours of the cucked: :bluepill::redpill::bluepill::redpill::bluepill:

Colours of the based: :blackpill::whitepill::blackpill::whitepill::blackpill:
 
Sometimes I'm afraid of ascension. I have this way about me where I don't want to enjoy something that other people I know can't enjoy. I wouldn't want to ascend without people here ascending too.
 
I didn't have any class in college
What? You're all class.
Sometimes I'm afraid of ascension. I have this way about me where I don't want to enjoy something that other people I know can't enjoy. I wouldn't want to ascend without people here ascending too.
Interesting.

Disclaimer: if Defetivecuckachu sees an opportunity for ascension, he will be taking it. Sorry brocels but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.:feelsYall:
 
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I would be lying. I know people here who are lying about their incel status. And while technically it's not against the rules, it feels like a betrayal of principles.
if you ascend hypotetically the best move is delete acc and stay silent about it.
 
Sometimes I'm afraid of ascension. I have this way about me where I don't want to enjoy something that other people I know can't enjoy. I wouldn't want to ascend without people here ascending too.
Nice guy energy overload
If anything, you should be the first to go, it's like a seniority principle in a union
 
There are nights where I feel like I'd rather be the last one off the ship.
 
There are nights where I feel like I'd rather be the last one off the ship.
You're crazy old man but I commend your bravery and wish you success in your endeavors. I also had the feeling of having missed out on the college experience but I managed to overcome it through copes and SSRIs. On a side note, have you considered escortcelling with some younger foids? There are probably some who could do the college GFE roleplay for a fee. It could help you get it out of your system. :feelzez:
 
This is what I would do.
so you are really a mod despite having 30k posts? for a user with so many posts to be given the position would have been an unthinkable scenario under the old regime.
 
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so you are really a mod despite having 30k posts? for there to be a mod with so many posts would have been an unthinkable scenario under the old regime.
I guess because I'm not a postmaxxer, just kept posting consistently throughout my time here.
 
midlife crisis

At 48 you’d be ridiculed for being there even at a city nightclub
 
Not really, dude was new

Interesting. But how do I make friends? That's what I really want. Cool friends. The only reason I go to nightclubs is for that.
 
Interesting. But how do I make friends? That's what I really want. Cool friends. The only reason I go to nightclubs is for that.
I'm not really the best person to ask, but i've found that being as genuine as you can and knowing social bundaries, having social awareness in general is a good start. also know that while you might want to be someone's friend, he may not like you for X reason
 
Literally this thread is a picture of my future
 
you were lucky
 
Interesting. But how do I make friends? That's what I really want. Cool friends. The only reason I go to nightclubs is for that.
Become their booze/drug connect maybe? You have to bring something to the table, that's for sure
 
I do have a student ID, I just don't carry it with me at all times because I almost never need it. But last night I did. Wouldn't let me in without proof that I was actually enrolled. There were police there and everything making sure this was enforced.

Now, it would be ridiculous to say that they implemented this to keep an eye out for a specific oldcel who suddenly decided to hang out there every weekend. But I went asking around, both on campus and on my college's/city's local Reddit. No one can tell me why they were carding people last night. Few can even recall that they WERE carding people last night.

I'm torn between feeling so rejected that I should never return, or so affronted that I definitely SHOULD return with my ID and say "Fuck you, let me in, and I'll talk to as many girls as I want."

EDIT: Also, because I was turned away and had nothing else to do with my night, I decided to go to McDonalds because the McRib was on the menu. I order some McRibs, but then they tell me "Hey we're out of McRib sauce, but we can put another sauce on it."

They offer me a variety of sauces. I'm not mad, I'm actually intrigued at the idea of having a custom made McRib. I go for Spicy Buffalo. But they don't even cook the McRibs with the buffalo sauce on them. They just give me a fistful of cold buffalo sauce packets and send me on my way. Like I'm supposed to make the McRibs myself.

A very subpar Saturday night.
Are you actually following classes where you sit between the younger students? What do they think of you?
 
Are you actually following classes where you sit between the younger students? What do they think of you?

I don't know, we don't talk.
 
I would be embarassed

I should probably explain, going back to college hasn't been the embarrassment people are making it out to be. In a lot of ways it's just like when I first went to college. No one's bullying me or anything, everyone seems polite for the most part.
 

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