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Venting THE BEST PART ABOUT SEX

SlayerSlayer

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Is the children you make after cumming in a vagina. :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:

The comedic punchline of erotic ecstasy is a baby. And these normies, they say all the time. OH IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I DIDN'T MEAN TO. I WAS YOUNG :foidSoy:. MY CONDOM BROKE. I WAS DRUNK :chad:

A DICK WENT IN A VAGINA, BILLIONS OF SPERM WENT THRU A TREACHEROUS COMPETITIVE JOURNEY CROSSING A URETHRA UP THE FALLOPIAN TUBES AND STRUGGLED AGAINST THE FINAL BOSS EGG AND YOURE TELLING ME THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT??

Motherfucker. You are gonna have that child. This 44 year old virgin, is telling you, you better fucking appreciate A LITERAL FUCKING MIRACLE. I mean for fucks sake, just HAVE KIDS. Unless you are seriously raped, or it will kill you, YOU BETTER HAVE THAT CHILD.

Because that was a miracle.

I DONT CARE IF IT HAPPENED TRILLIONS OF TIMES SINCE THE DAWN OF HUMANITY.

DICK WENT INTO A VAGINA CONSENSUALLY AND MADE A BABY.

From the perspective of a 44 year old virgin, that was not an accident, and you have no excuse.

THEY DONT EVEN KNOW THE GIFT THEY WERE GIVEN. A child that you made, if nurtured even respectably, can likely love you for entire life, and you could love it back. YOU WILL NEVER FEEL ALONE IN THE WORLD IF YOU KNOW YOUR BLOODLINE HAS PASSED ONTO NEW GENERATIONS. Isn't it cool and humbling that you have this dumb little human you are now responsible, but at the same time, this dumb little human has MORE POTENTIAL THAN EVEN YOU :feelspuke::feelspuke::bigbrain::feelsrope:

And you have the power to make that happen.

Even if the kid ends up retarded. Doesn't mean that kid isn't special. Maybe it can be a tetherball star. It deserves its parent's love. What I'm saying is--at least give it a trial. Stupid aborters should at least have the baby and try it out for 4 years. If the kid sucks, or it makes you unhappy shoot it, or yourself. But at least give it a college try-- GET IT, 4 years :feelsgah:

Having kids means you are now part of the ether that is life itself-- a participant. Isn't that ironically, quite a golden opportunity starting at you right in the face, but you are just fucking lazy af, and have no imagination to understand what is possible when you raise a child and love it right.

These normies man, they get tattoos and think they are wild-- maybe they should try having a baby. A BABY AS A TEENAGER. That's some GOD tier shit. Fuck evil knievel. If you have a BABY as a teenager you are the wildest kind of person and you will probably even survive the worst kind of prison if you were wild enough to have teen sex and a baby before you got a GED.

Even better than having a baby as a TEENAGER, and getting a GED, is dropping out of high school after having a BABY as a teen, to sell drugs of some kind, and then repeating this over with different women. That's the dream. :ahegao:
 
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Man, fuck having kids. They are leeches who suck you dry, and use all your spare money and time. Literal parasites.

I want sex so fucking bad and am horny all the time. I get sexual urges for almost every woman I see, literally, even fat ugly ones. I sometimes jerk off 6 times a day, and am desperate for real sex, but I never want kids.

I want a woman who will fuck me whenever I fucking want, as many times as I want, and do whatever fetish I want. I want it all in terms of sexual care. But I never want kids ever

Having sex would make my life easier, and more enjoyable. Having kids would make my life more difficult and so very much more miserable.

I’m a lazy fuck, and don’t want any extra burdens, only fun, so only sex and no kids
 
Man, fuck having kids. They are leeches who suck you dry, and use all your spare money and time. Literal parasites.

I want sex so fucking bad and am horny all the time. I get sexual urges for almost every woman I see, literally, even fat ugly ones. I sometimes jerk off 6 times a day, and am desperate for real sex, but I never want kids.

I want a woman who will fuck me whenever I fucking want, as many times as I want, and do whatever fetish I want. I want it all in terms of sexual care. But I never want kids ever

Having sex would make my life easier, and more enjoyable. Having kids would make my life more difficult and so very much more miserable.

I’m a lazy fuck, and don’t want any extra burdens, only fun, so only sex and no kids
its not like you have to raise them, you can also abandon them and see whatll happen in 20 years, wouldn't that be fun?
 
Man, fuck having kids. They are leeches who suck you dry, and use all your spare money and time. Literal parasites.

I want sex so fucking bad and am horny all the time. I get sexual urges for almost every woman I see, literally, even fat ugly ones. I sometimes jerk off 6 times a day, and am desperate for real sex, but I never want kids.

I want a woman who will fuck me whenever I fucking want, as many times as I want, and do whatever fetish I want. I want it all in terms of sexual care. But I never want kids ever

Having sex would make my life easier, and more enjoyable. Having kids would make my life more difficult and so very much more miserable.

I’m a lazy fuck, and don’t want any extra burdens, only fun, so only sex and no kids
High libido is a curse for us khhv losers
 
Child is to be expected from sex, why are normies so evil and stupid
 
its not like you have to raise them, you can also abandon them and see whatll happen in 20 years, wouldn't that be fun?
Yeah but that’s virtually impossible to get away with in this modern era, they’d 100% make you pay child support :feelskek: . And besides, if they were raised by a single mom they’d be pathetic and woke retards who are cucked beyond imagination, and I can’t stand the thought of that
 
Child is to be expected from sex, why are normies so evil and stupid
ITS SO FUCKING STUPID, DONT THEY UNDERSTAND THE FINE PRINT OF WHEN DICK DOES IN A VAGINA?

RISK OF PREGNANCY. DUH

BUT THESE IDIOT SEX HAVERS LITERALLY WIN THE DARWIN AWARD, AND HOW IRONIC THAT WE ARE THE LOSERS
 
High libido is a curse for us khhv losers
Indeed, low libidocels at least don’t get tormented so many times a day from lack of sex. I get tormented all the time with unmet desires, and it’s Ragefuel
 

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