Drakul
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The average foid is FAR stronger than any fighter ever existed
Not even the Mountain or Valuev could beat a woman in a duel. It's a matter of "class" and some classes have just the upper hand on others. Your class as a man is Warrior of Soldier or any physical attacker. Your stats in defense, attack and hp completely mog those of the m'lady's default class but still she is stronger than you and she's far more dangerous to you than you to her.
Her class is indeed : Summoner.
Her wand is her clit and with it she can cast summoning spells that will not even make you put into display your superior STR, DEF and HP. As soon as get close to her on the grid she'll be able to consume your HP by summoning Simps, brothers, uncles, boyfriends, fathers, cops etc and even if she consumes all her MP she can still absorb mana from the environment (random dudes just passing by that will attack you in 15).
There is only one specific class that can defeat the Summoner :
The BerserkER.
It's your typical offensive unit you recruit almost involuntary and say HOLY SHIT looking at his STR but disappointingly you realize you can't consistently use since even if his attack power is tremendous he can't use shield, armors basically no equipment at all and his HP are quite underwhelming compared to your more balanced physical attackers. You end using him just one time in the game in a particular situation where the boss just won't go down and you send the berserkER who will 100% die too in the carnage but at least now the evil summoner is just a corpse in Final Fantasy tactics advance.