You may think that jews are weird and strangely anal about many things.
But shoving up stuff up the butt is a time honored jewish tradition. Usually performed ritualistically with precious gems of great value. A bit like kosher intestinal crystal therapy.
You see, due to their unsteady and irritating nature, jews often have to relocate rather abruptly.
Thus jews are trained from childhood on by their parents and rabbis to stick stuff up their butts, so it cannot be found and taken by robbers or easily lost. They train all their lives to expand the capacity of their anal cavity and the toughness of their colon to serve as emergency purses and contraband smuggling departments.
Those jews with the greatest rectal carrying capacity are held in high esteem by their peers.
Although their sphincters often suffer in the process, making diapers an accessory as common as the yarmulke. In fact, diapers are often jokingly referred to as "buttmulkes" among jews.
The more you know
But shoving up stuff up the butt is a time honored jewish tradition. Usually performed ritualistically with precious gems of great value. A bit like kosher intestinal crystal therapy.
You see, due to their unsteady and irritating nature, jews often have to relocate rather abruptly.
Thus jews are trained from childhood on by their parents and rabbis to stick stuff up their butts, so it cannot be found and taken by robbers or easily lost. They train all their lives to expand the capacity of their anal cavity and the toughness of their colon to serve as emergency purses and contraband smuggling departments.
Those jews with the greatest rectal carrying capacity are held in high esteem by their peers.
Although their sphincters often suffer in the process, making diapers an accessory as common as the yarmulke. In fact, diapers are often jokingly referred to as "buttmulkes" among jews.
The more you know
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