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The aliens tested us

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How does no one realize this? The 2019 "OK" Asteroid (JFL at that name) came close to hitting earth, but not quite. We apparently didn't see it coming either, which means the aliens know about our pesky ways. They know we can destroy asteroids with lasers, so they test our visuals, the aliens need a good point to shoot at so we don't disintegrate the asteroid with a laser, so the next asteroid that comes at us like that (near miss and we don't see it) means it will hit us, might hit us soon as humans are becoming op with all this technology, kinda like how they destroyed dinos as they were too physically op. The end of humanity is finally upon us, and we will see it in our lifetime (hopes up for this one).
 
Oh ok thanks for the enlightenment
 
I see what you mean

its over for humancels
 
If the aliens wanted us gone they wouldn't need an asteroid to do it.

They could wipe us all out with a bioweapon quite easily, just air drop it from their Beamships over large population centers and we're fucked.
 
Why wouldn't they just put the asteroid near earth?
 
If the aliens wanted us gone they wouldn't need an asteroid to do it.

They could wipe us all out with a bioweapon quite easily, just air drop it from their Beamships over large population centers and we're fucked.
They have black holes for that reason, but they don't need it on a small planet like earth so they reserve their black holes for the big dicks, an asteroid is just enough
 
"Space is real!"

Hahahahahaha!

If you say so...

Did a jew tell you about "Space?"

Hahahahahaha!
 
Over for conspiracycels
 
S P A C E H O A X




:feelsbaton: how is this related to Inceldom
 
Aliens or asteroids just nuke this earth already
 
How does no one realize this? The 2019 "OK" Asteroid (JFL at that name) came close to hitting earth, but not quite. We apparently didn't see it coming either, which means the aliens know about our pesky ways. They know we can destroy asteroids with lasers, so they test our visuals, the aliens need a good point to shoot at so we don't disintegrate the asteroid with a laser, so the next asteroid that comes at us like that (near miss and we don't see it) means it will hit us, might hit us soon as humans are becoming op with all this technology, kinda like how they destroyed dinos as they were too physically op. The end of humanity is finally upon us, and we will see it in our lifetime (hopes up for this one).
Massive fucking Cope
 
If the aliens wanted us gone they wouldn't need an asteroid to do it.

They could wipe us all out with a bioweapon quite easily, just air drop it from their Beamships over large population centers and we're fucked.
Tesla right here
 

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