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Story That time the cops picked me up for wandering around town in the middle of the night

FemoidsGTFO

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It was the summer of 2018, in the night between Saturday and Sunday of the last weekend before the end of the holidays. I was a blue-pilled, skinny-fat, prepubescent 14-year old kid and decided to take a night walk to clear my mind before school would start and I'd soon have to interact with normies again (I wasn't yet blackpilled, but my lack of social success was already apparent). My parents were staying the night somewhere else so I didn't even have to sneak out as I usually would.

I still remember listening to Green Day's 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours and ocassionally taking breaks to read about nofap on reddit (yes, really). After having walked for a while, I spotted a police car coming my direction. I immediately panicked and tried hiding behind some trees, but it obviously was to no avail. The cops approached me, asked what I was doing wandering around in the middle of the night and told me to call my parents so they could talk to them.

Eventually they drove me home. During the ride one of the cops sat in the back of the police car next to me and told me about how there's dangerous people out during the night, how I need to be cautious and so on. Amusingly enough, he also asked me whether I used the internet and what kind of content I consumed. I told him I only watched comedy sketches on YouTube jfl. I'm not sure what exactly I really watched back then that could be considered controversial but I was definitely already holding some very shady political viewpoints that I had copied from my favourite edgy internet conservatives, which I obviously didn't tell them.

Little did I know that less than 2 years later I would join my first incel forum :lul:
 
Copexodius Maximus

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Mogs me at police caring about you even as a teen. If they saw me walking on the road, they would have run me over due to subhumanity.
 
FemoidsGTFO

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Mogs me at police caring about you even as a teen. If they saw me walking on the road, they would have run me over due to subhumanity.
The Israeli police is ruthless.
 
Mentally lost cel

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Go kys idiot faggot
 
FemoidsGTFO

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Go kys idiot faggot
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NirvanaFan1988

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No he has a point, fucking OP virtue signaling and having a story of empathy that if it isn't LARP, it reeks of fake celibate.
Like there's no way a cop would treat someone so nicely specially since we are talking about ugly males.
 
FemoidsGTFO

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No he has a point, fucking OP virtue signaling and having a story of empathy that if it isn't LARP, it reeks of fake celibate.
Like there's no way a cop would treat someone so nicely specially since we are talking about ugly males.
True tbh, being picked up by the cops at 14 is clearly an obvious fakecel trait because it totally correlates to how foids treat you. Ingenius.
 
Cletus Longthing

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Its rover vor you
 
Mentally lost cel

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No he has a point, fucking OP virtue signaling and having a story of empathy that if it isn't LARP, it reeks of fake celibate.
Like there's no way a cop would treat someone so nicely specially since we are talking about ugly males.
He’s a dog worshipping faggot

Kys @FemoidsGTFO
 
Mentally lost cel

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Dude you even made a thread on me returning,Changed my flair in your garbage forum

And you live rent free ?


Also you made a thread on me after I get banned in dognutters.club
 
uranium235

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It was the summer of 2018, in the night between Saturday and Sunday of the last weekend before the end of the holidays. I was a blue-pilled, skinny-fat, prepubescent 14-year old kid and decided to take a night walk to clear my mind before school would start and I'd soon have to interact with normies again (I wasn't yet blackpilled, but my lack of social success was already apparent). My parents were staying the night somewhere else so I didn't even have to sneak out as I usually would.

I still remember listening to Green Day's 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours and ocassionally taking breaks to read about nofap on reddit (yes, really). After having walked for a while, I spotted a police car coming my direction. I immediately panicked and tried hiding behind some trees, but it obviously was to no avail. The cops approached me, asked what I was doing wandering around in the middle of the night and told me to call my parents so they could talk to them.

Eventually they drove me home. During the ride one of the cops sat in the back of the police car next to me and told me about how there's dangerous people out during the night, how I need to be cautious and so on. Amusingly enough, he also asked me whether I used the internet and what kind of content I consumed. I told him I only watched comedy sketches on YouTube jfl. I'm not sure what exactly I really watched back then that could be considered controversial but I was definitely already holding some very shady political viewpoints that I had copied from my favourite edgy internet conservatives, which I obviously didn't tell them.

Little did I know that less than 2 years later I would join my first incel forum :lul:
Only incel forum
 
General Alek

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happened to me aswell

they should mind their own business
 
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i think the police do shit like that to every kid going alone outside at night in 1st world countries
they actually might have saved you from some faggots who touch kids at night or some bullies. when i was a kid i was always afraid getting out of house at night because of dogs and those sandnigger thugs
 
Mentally lost cel

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i think the police do shit like that to every kid going alone outside at night in 1st world countries
they actually might have saved you from some faggots who touch kids at night or some bullies. when i was a kid i was always afraid getting out of house at night because of dogs and those sandnigger thugs
Fuck dogs kill them all
 

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