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JFL That One Time, when I tried to Escortcel

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24 Khhv here, this short story has happened around 2 years ago. One Evening when I was out I felt really horny and had some money with me so I decided why not go to a hooker and let my D get sucked. So I went to the red light district in my town (its like a long road with houses on each side and the prostitutes wait at the windows for customers). So i walked up to some 30 year old decent looking woman and said Hi, how much for a BJ. She said 30 Euros. Then I said can you do it without a condom please. She denied but I asked her again saying it doesnt feel good with a condom (thats what I read online lol). Now here comes the line that destroyed me. She replied: " Dont you have a girlfriend that would do that for you " I was so surprised by that answer that it completely threw me off guard and all I said was " uhm, no...." so then I walked home. I never tried escortceling ever again after that.

thanks for reading
 
Kek. Never tried escortcelling, possibly never will. But you never know, I guess.
 
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She replied: " Dont you have a girlfriend that would do that for you "

Concentrated suifuel. I assume you're high inhib. Be glad. Some low inhib would've acted back.
 
Why didn't you keep searching for one that will?
 
You should have just gone with the condom which is much better than dying a virgin.
 
If you have legal hookers where you live you have no excuse.
 
She replied: " Dont you have a girlfriend that would do that for you " I was so surprised by that answer that it completely threw me off guard and all I said was " uhm, no...." g
Why would you be going to a hooker if you had a girlfriend that would suck your dick? This bitch doesn't know her own business.

But, on the more positive side, she thought you had a girlfriend; which means you don't look like this fine fellow below.
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Why would you be going to a hooker if you had a girlfriend that would suck your dick? This bitch doesn't know her own business.

But, on the more positive side, she thought you had a girlfriend; which means you don't look like this fine fellow below.
pedophile-sentences-to-death1.jpg


He's white so it's believable he would have a girlfriend, tbh
 
24 Khhv here, this short story has happened around 2 years ago. One Evening when I was out I felt really horny and had some money with me so I decided why not go to a hooker and let my D get sucked. So I went to the red light district in my town (its like a long road with houses on each side and the prostitutes wait at the windows for customers). So i walked up to some 30 year old decent looking woman and said Hi, how much for a BJ. She said 30 Euros. Then I said can you do it without a condom please. She denied but I asked her again saying it doesnt feel good with a condom (thats what I read online lol). Now here comes the line that destroyed me. She replied: " Dont you have a girlfriend that would do that for you " I was so surprised by that answer that it completely threw me off guard and all I said was " uhm, no...." so then I walked home. I never tried escortceling ever again after that.

thanks for reading

You know why she said that tho.

Because she assumed you would have a girlfriend.

iow she judged you "normie" enough to have one

So you're probably a mentalcel.
 

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