I remember playing Just Cause 1 as a kid.
Destroyed a helicopter mid air, parachuting.
Rico Rodriguez said "Alright, alright, I'm gonna write you a message."
Casually, after nuking a whole squad and while parachuting above crystal waters of San Esperito he answered a dick appointment via message with some hot Caribbean fertile Gigastacy who kept the baby. Whole village probably heard them fucking and everybody was proud of that Stacy, then they probably never heard them fucking again.
Rico Rodriguez was freeing the whole Island off the regime. Everybody knew him. Nobody could fuck with him and he could choose.
I figured it out just now. It's 5am, I start to remember my life.
Destroyed a helicopter mid air, parachuting.
Rico Rodriguez said "Alright, alright, I'm gonna write you a message."
Casually, after nuking a whole squad and while parachuting above crystal waters of San Esperito he answered a dick appointment via message with some hot Caribbean fertile Gigastacy who kept the baby. Whole village probably heard them fucking and everybody was proud of that Stacy, then they probably never heard them fucking again.
Rico Rodriguez was freeing the whole Island off the regime. Everybody knew him. Nobody could fuck with him and he could choose.
I figured it out just now. It's 5am, I start to remember my life.
