TeeHee Teehee megathread, post the stupidest explenations of "coincidences" in terms of the blackpill

[Ugly_equals_Death]

My favourite one is "short asian guys are hot, i am completly into short asian guys and love kpop, it just happens that my boyfriend is a 7 foot white prowrestler, but i love him besides his looks because his good personalitTEEEHEEE"

 

[Lester]

short asian guy mogs me as a short lightskin

 

[Guest2]

I love small penises; my last boyfriend was only 7 inches and even though he usually either called a friend to fill me up completely or used a strap on horse dildo, I had a good sex life!

 

[Ugly_equals_Death]

short asian guy mogs me as a short lightskin

The shitpost isnt even a joke i heard a similar one for real the cunt was into "kpop idols" but was dating an 6'5 white dude. And this shit was for real her explenation.

I love small penises; my last boyfriend was only 7 inches and even though he usually either called a friend to fill me up completely or used a strap on horse dildo, I had a good sex life!

Heard a similar one for real except for the dildo part

 

[needsolution]

Didnt read

 

[Deleted member 8884]

 

[overformanlets]

I love kind and caring men, it just so happens to be that all my bfs have been violent narcissists who bully others for fun.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Brutal.
I'm just scared, waiting for the NW Reaper to reach me and end my life.

 

[blond_elf_bard]

Got rejected

 

[needsolution]

nice megathread