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It's Over take the sealpill

CIA nigger

CIA nigger

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you know its over when literally a seal has had more physical contact with the opposite gender than you have.

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jfl if youre not seaworldmaxxing as an aquatic mammal. LDAR if your whiskers arent at least 8" and LDAR if your blubber layer isnt at least 5" thick. just fucking cry :feelscry:
 
Just blubbermaxx and run thickflippergame bro
 
Just be a seal theory
 
Try the dolphin pill
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BRB SLOOTS ARE EAGER TO GET BANGED BY YOU
BRB MOGGING SHARKS
BRB PEOPLE PAY TO HANG OUT WITH YOU
 
Lifefuel for manlets. Those seals are manlet af
 
the averge arab is less than an animal anyway. we should be zoomaxxing maybe foids will fuck us in our cages
 
Dolphins are quite the rapists tbh.
 
pretty sure some dude got freaky with a dolphin himself. from what I remember he was far from Chad and preferred animals.
 
I'm more repulsive than a dolphin, a seal and a dog. Good to know!
pretty sure some dude got freaky with a dolphin himself. from what I remember he was far from Chad and preferred animals.
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There's also one where an oil rig worker fucked one but I can't find it, it was the most convincing one though
 
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It's impossible to be incel if you have clear skin. Us skincels are the lowest of the low. Were past the realm of subhuman.
 
It's impossible to be incel if you have clear skin. Us skincels are the lowest of the low. Were past the realm of subhuman.
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jfl @ think skin>>>>>bones. its over 4 u friendo
 
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jfl @ think skin>>>>>bones. its over 4 u friendo
Let me guess you have perfectly clear skin
Girls would rather fuck blackops2cel then fuck an acnecel
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The impossible to be incel if you have clear skin was just hyperbole. I just said it to show how much I hate having bad skin.
 

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