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Take the prisonpill: Prisoners in Norway live in better rooms than most workers in the world

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Prisons in Norway look like 3 star hotels, you have your own bed, desk, TV, have good natural light, heating device and your own private shower so you won't get ass raped by other prisoners kek
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Meanwhile students and wageslaves have to spend part of their wage for renting an expensive shitty room or apartment, because unless you have gf and she works too or you have a very good paying job, having your own place to live is impossible. I guess it's worth to go to Norway, commit some important crime and go to jail kek.
 
just need to buy a phone in their and you can ldar
 
Freedom is worth a lot more
 
Good to be a Norwaycel, can go ER and then just spend your life neet, ldarmaxxing in this nice apartment :feelsokman:
 
Nordic nations are so cucked. I sometimes wish NATO would dissolve just so Europe could get fucked once again. Europe isn't even grateful for the US' protection.
 
Nordics are cucked, average prisoner murderer lives better than a poorcel there
 
Nordics are cucked, average prisoner murderer lives better than a poorcel there
Nordcels aren't entitled to intimacy but thugs who definitely get sex are entitled to a litany of benefits at the expense of those Nordcels' taxes. Brutal.
 
What is the best crime to commit there? Are swedes easy to defraud? Are they strong? Could I rob their volvos?
 
boy i want to move to norway, rape my JBs there and then confy live in those rooms.
 
So cozy, almost forget it's a prison. They probably have hot running water too unlike me.
 
Must be like zero niggers there.
 
Must be like zero niggers there.
probably not anymore. Nordics are soycucks and northern Europe will be brown within 30 years
 
It looks n feel like an assisted living facility for NEETs. They wear their own personal clothes n shoes too :feelskek:

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Good to be a Norwaycel, can go ER and then just spend your life neet, ldarmaxxing in this nice apartment :feelsokman:
 
Nordic nations are so cucked. I sometimes wish NATO would dissolve just so Europe could get fucked once again. Europe isn't even grateful for the US' protection.
 
Meanwhile students and wageslaves have to spend part of their wage for renting an expensive shitty room or apartment, because unless you have gf and she works too or you have a very good paying job, having your own place to live is impossible.
Exactly.
 
Breivik made the news one time when he complained that he only had access to a Playstation 2 when Playstation 3 was available JFL. it almost makes me want to murder someone in Norway
 
JFL its like its not even a prison. How can law enforcement be this cucked?
 
He said jews are a "religion of peace."

He sucks.
 
Literally looks better than most college dorms I've seen.
 
What's the point of making a prison this fancy?
 
What's the point of making a prison this fancy?
To help "rehabilitation" because apparently harsher prisons don't reduce crime and when prisoners get out it's likely they'll commit a crime again. It's still so fucking cucked though.
 
It looks more comfy than most hotel rooms I've ever slept in, JFL.
 
twice as big as my current place, what do I need to do to get one of these?
 
Literally mogs the whole 3rd world combined
 
To help "rehabilitation" because apparently harsher prisons don't reduce crime and when prisoners get out it's likely they'll commit a crime again. It's still so fucking cucked though.
But who would fear the punishment for crime then? If you just get a vacation instead, lol
 
It could do that because of the homogenous population the civility and lack of crime and the like 90% tax rate. All of this will go away with the migrant gangs, not only because they don’t pay taxes or money to the govt but because they do incredible amounts of crime
 
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bet they're still on PS2s though
 
If they have wifi I could more or less just live my regular lifestyle in there.
 
Would they extradite you back to where you’re from tho? Incel trait
That's what I would think - Norway hotel prisons only for rapefugees, not Whitey or foreign-visiting Whiteys.
 
I heard they even give free consoles
 
@gymletethnicel check this.
People become aware of the prisonpill.

Prison life in 1st world countries is truly an alternative to wageslaving.
 
It could do that because of the homogenous population the civility and lack of crime and the like 90% tax rate. All of this will go away with the migrant gangs, not only because they don’t pay taxes or money to the govt but because they do incredible amounts of crime

Don't forget the giant reserves of North Sea oil Norway has the rights to. Norway is basically Gulf State with Nordic population and climate. Scotland has some of that sweet North Sea oil money as well, and the Netherlands has access to massive natural gas supplies from that same North Sea area. All these things help financing a generous welfare state.

Prisons in Norway look like 3 star hotels, you have your own bed, desk, TV, have good natural light, heating device and your own private shower so you won't get ass raped by other prisoners kek
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Meanwhile students and wageslaves have to spend part of their wage for renting an expensive shitty room or apartment, because unless you have gf and she works too or you have a very good paying job, having your own place to live is impossible. I guess it's worth to go to Norway, commit some important crime and go to jail kek.

Mmm, I'd say the downsides are lack of internet access and being forced to socialise in communal spaces with darktriadmaxxed thugs who will bully you and take advantage of you once they sniff that you are weak. It's middle school all over again, with the plae of the jocks and the chads taken over by career criminals with animal cunning.
 
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Prisons in Norway look like 3 star hotels, you have your own bed, desk, TV, have good natural light, heating device and your own private shower so you won't get ass raped by other prisoners kek
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Meanwhile students and wageslaves have to spend part of their wage for renting an expensive shitty room or apartment, because unless you have gf and she works too or you have a very good paying job, having your own place to live is impossible. I guess it's worth to go to Norway, commit some important crime and go to jail kek.

Unironically mogs my room to another stratosphere and back ded srs tbh tbh ded srs
 
Freedom to wage slave?

Well, someone has to wageslave to maintain prisons like this. But, seriously, I'd still rather be free on my days off as an incel instead of being locked up in one place no matter how cushy it is. People get used to good things rather quickly.
JFL its like its not even a prison. How can law enforcement be this cucked?

A consequence of a libtard idea that cRimInAls aRe hUmaN bEinGs anD deSerVe coMpaSsioN.
 
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A consequence of a libtard idea that cRimInAls aRe hUmaN bEinGs anD deSerVe coMpaSsioN.
tbh, the ideal prison should be chinese style prisons where organs are harversted.
 
The Neet lifestyle would be fully maintainable inside there.
 
The Neet lifestyle would be fully maintainable inside there.
sucks literal murderers get good free neet lifestyle while truly autistic innocent people on this forum get nothing nor jobs
 
What is the best crime to commit there? Are swedes easy to defraud? Are they strong? Could I rob their volvos?
you would get deported sadly and not imprisioned there, i was once considering this but they just deport people. a bunch of fags.
 
What can I say - the benefits of white supremacy. :feelskek:
 
I wish I lived in Norway
 

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