Cuyen
Everything hurts and I'm dying
★★★★★
- Joined
- Aug 13, 2018
- Posts
- 38,131
Be ready to get brutal motorcyclepill, I'm not responsible if any of you rope after taking this pill.
Curry motorcycle:
-Can't be too fast
-Shitty features, no features at all
-Have to carry whole curry family
-Goes on shitty curryland roads, full of shits because of street shitters
-Looks fucking subhuman, just look at this shitty forward growth
-Is a manlet
Rice motorcycle:
-Is not fast, can't be fast
-Shitty engine
-Literally a manlet like ricecels, that's why its suitable for ricecels. tiny as fuck
-No forward growth at all, even worse than curry motorcycle
-Have to carry whole rice family to slave labour
White motorcycle:
-Is a fucking masterpiece
-Loved and wanted by everyone
-Amazing forward growth
-Tall as fuck
-Carries white JBs all way around
-Ride by thugmaxxed white chads
-Goes on superior white roads, comfortable and cool as fuck
-Super engine, you just can start it up and listen to the noise it makes, will get the attention of people
Curry motorcycle:
-Can't be too fast
-Shitty features, no features at all
-Have to carry whole curry family
-Goes on shitty curryland roads, full of shits because of street shitters
-Looks fucking subhuman, just look at this shitty forward growth
-Is a manlet
Rice motorcycle:
-Is not fast, can't be fast
-Shitty engine
-Literally a manlet like ricecels, that's why its suitable for ricecels. tiny as fuck
-No forward growth at all, even worse than curry motorcycle
-Have to carry whole rice family to slave labour
White motorcycle:
-Is a fucking masterpiece
-Loved and wanted by everyone
-Amazing forward growth
-Tall as fuck
-Carries white JBs all way around
-Ride by thugmaxxed white chads
-Goes on superior white roads, comfortable and cool as fuck
-Super engine, you just can start it up and listen to the noise it makes, will get the attention of people