JFL Take the carpill (guy is in a gay relationship with his car)

[NEETAndTidy]

This guy fucks his car.

 

[ovrload]

lol he nuts inside the exhaust.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

lol he nuts inside the exhaust.

Its alarming to know guys like him exist.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

me when I'm old and cant afford a sexdoll
JFL @ KIM

 

[Deleted member 1060]

lol he nuts inside the exhaust.

We already have Kevin Yardley.

 

[skyrimcel]

Fuaaarrkk. I wish I could carcope like this guy.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I don't even have any words for this man. If he was feeling like that for a sexdoll, then MAYBE i could buy into it. But a fucking car? AND NOT EVEN THAT GOOD LOOKING OF ONE? JFL, it's truly ovER for him

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I don't even have any words for this man. If he was feeling like that for a sexdoll, then MAYBE i could buy into it. But a fucking car? AND NOT EVEN THAT GOOD LOOKING OF ONE? JFL, it's truly ovER for him

Lonliness does weird shit to a mans brain

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Lonliness does weird shit to a mans brain

Tell me about it. My fucking PILLOW is the closest i've gotten to having a girlfriend. I stay up at night cuddling it while listening to asmr sounds of a woman sleeping. OVER for me. And sometimes i roleplay in my head as if the pillow is a girl talking to me
It never began

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Tell me about it. My fucking PILLOW is the closest i've gotten to having a girlfriend. I stay up at night cuddling it while listening to asmr sounds of a woman sleeping. OVER for me. And sometimes i roleplay in my head as if the pillow is a girl talking to me
It never began

Christ m8. Never began for you

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Christ m8. Never began for you

But at least i'll be a good kisser if i ever ascend, cause i've had several years of practice on a fucking bag of cotton

 

[NEETAndTidy]

But at least i'll be a good kisser if i ever ascend, cause i've had several years of practice on a fucking bag of cotton

Jesus man. I feel bad for you. I've never been desperate enough to make out with objects

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

jaw saw this in a vine comp, hes happier than me

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Jesus man. I feel bad for you. I've never been desperate enough to make out with objects

I've thought about purchasing a female mannequin head to put next to me in bed before. Just so i have something that actually looks like a woman to kiss, and i could feel the hair. It wouldn't be real, but at least i would have the feeling of a presence there

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I've thought about purchasing a female mannequin head to put next to me in bed before. Just so i have something that actually looks like a woman to kiss, and i could feel the hair. It wouldn't be real, but at least i would have the feeling of a presence there

You need to invest in a sex doll bro

 

[Words2_live_bye]

You need to invest in a sex doll bro

Would if i had money and my own place (NEET)
But even then, i'd wait a couple years. If i haven't ascended by 25 - 28, THAT's when i'll get a sexdoll
Until then, i would probably just get a fleshlight

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Would if i had money and my own place (NEET)
But even then, i'd wait a couple years. If i haven't ascended by 25 - 28, THAT's when i'll get a sexdoll
Until then, i would probably just get a fleshlight

Flashlights are great I used to own one but didnt clean it and it got moldy

 

[Darth Cialis]

 

[CopeWithTheRope]

legit cope tbh. he seems happy

 

[Michael15651]

Wish I could cope and be happy like that

 

[Insomniac]

The carpill rammed me

 

[StaroRavager]

Its alarming to know guys like him exist.

It’s pretty sad

 

[NEETAndTidy]

It’s pretty sad

Ngl. I'm jealous of his happiness

 

[StaroRavager]

Ngl. I'm jealous of his happiness

There’s pros and cons to each lifestyle

 

[Cuyen]

We already have Kevin Yardley.

lol this guy is a legend ahha