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Stupid Clown

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Astrobot won goty for a fucking reason. Nintendo is the lolcow of gaming now that Xbox is dead.
 
Never buy current remakes. They are always a down grade. The last good remake was Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver.
 
Never buy current remakes. They are always a down grade. The last good remake was Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver.
Because that game was developed by the original devs to a degree. Modern remakes are developed by completely different people. The last good remake I played was OOT3D and even it had issues such as botched lighting.
 
I will never touch anything Nintendo ever again after this absolute dumpster fire of a gaming system.
 
The only handheld I still have is a PS Vita and that is all I need for my handheld needs. Nintendo is dogshit.
 
I will never touch anything Nintendo ever again after this absolute dumpster fire of a gaming system.
Same. What a fucking joke. Shit hardware. Shit software. Shit online.

They don't prioritize quality anymore.


The only handheld I still have is a PS Vita and that is all I need for my handheld needs. Nintendo is dogshit.
Ps Vita is superior to switch
Hall stick analog sticks
Screen that doesn't melt
Nintendo was better during the 3ds era. My new 3ds is great.
 
Ps Vita is superior to switch
Hall stick analog sticks
Screen that doesn't melt
Nintendo was better during the 3ds era. My new 3ds is great.
I am playing Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus rn on it, I have a bunch of Japanese slop games that I bought from Japan that I intend to play :dab:
 
Astrobot won goty for a fucking reason. Nintendo is the lolcow of gaming now that Xbox is dead.
I’m glad Astrobot won instead of soulslop monkey garbage. The soulslop trend is dying. From Software will go bankrupt as they deserve.
 
I’m glad Astrobot won instead of soulslop monkey garbage. The soulslop trend is dying. From Software will go bankrupt as they deserve.
They won't. Normies buy games solely off band recognition
 
The switch is just terrible… the hardware seems so bad. It seems like 3DS hardware trying to play console games.

Maybe overheating is an issue? Or maybe it’s underpowered to prevent that. Meh. I don’t wanna make excuses for them though.
 
The switch is just terrible… the hardware seems so bad. It seems like 3DS hardware trying to play console games.

Maybe overheating is an issue? Or maybe it’s underpowered to prevent that. Meh. I don’t wanna make excuses for them though.
3ds was superior in terms of build quality. Switch isn't even the worst hardware ever. It's just that Nintendo is too lazy to optimize games.
 
:feelskek:So that's why Switch 2 will get ssd so they could hide their incompetence with their demakes.
 
Or wait after looking at leaked hardware it doesn't even have ssd again:feelskek: despite Deck having one (even cheapest one without one had slot so you could replace it anyway), so looks like that this piece of shit will be the only console on market without fast loading times that you would get by default with the hardware. Tendies got cucked as always.

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So it will be relying again on stupid cartridges and internal space will be ultra slow (2007 loading speed of my pc). Third party memory manufacturers already announced new tech of microsd which could be as fast as the old sata SSD, but i bet it will be very costly so not many people will be buying them in the first few years.

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Or wait after looking at leaked hardware it doesn't even have ssd again:feelskek: despite Deck having one (even cheapest one without one had slot so you could replace it anyway), so looks like that this piece of shit will be the only console on market without fast loading times that you would get by default with the hardware. Tendies got cucked as always.

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So it will be relying again on stupid cartridges and internal space will be ultra slow (2007 loading speed of my pc). Third party memory manufacturers already announced new tech of microsd which could be as fast as the old sata SSD, but i bet it will be very costly so not many people will be buying them in the first few years.

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Jfl. What a joke $500 for outdated trash
 
Jfl. What a joke $500 for outdated trash
Tendy will always do everything in their power to cut the cost, they know that their cultists will buy everything and even expensive 3rd party SD Expert cards just to have same standard as ultra cheap Xbox Series S :feelskek:

$500 for switch 2 + $200 for usable micro sd express card with good loading speeds and size
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Trust me you don't want to have less than 500gb those modern monsters of a games will take over 100gb, and picking slower speed (like pathetic 100mb/s) would make your microsd worthless and obsolete pretty quick once prices go down, 1tb would be ideal but man that shit costs more than Switch 2 itself
 
Tendy will always do everything in their power to cut the cost, they know that their cultists will buy everything and even expensive SD Expert cards just to have same standard as ultra cheap Xbox Series S :feelskek:

$500 for switch 2 + $200 for usable micro sd express card with good loading speeds and sizeView attachment 1374985:f:for:soy:


Trust me you don't want to have less than 500gb those modern monsters of a games will take over 100gb, and picking slower speed (like pathetic 100mb/s) would make your microsd worthless and obsolete pretty quick once prices go down, 1tb would be ideal but man that shit costs more than Switch 2 itself
Switch 2 won't have modern games. It's going to be too outdated. Plus, 3rd party games sell like shit on switch. None of them outside Monster Hunter ever broke a million. I doubt nintendo will be so incompetent as to make 100gb games with hardware weaker than the PS4.
 
Jfl @ buying a 2010 game in 2025 for full price
 
just play it on dolphin
 
Switch 2 won't have modern games. It's going to be too outdated.
Actual gpu should be better than Steam Deck (around Mobile RTX 2050), but it will still be weaker than xbox series s, cpu will be total trash that's for sure. It will have dlss so it will be rendering games at much lower resolution and reconstruct it with AI all to achieve better framerate and lower wattage. So not bad of hardware if you ask me biggest problem are loading speed and thermals if they won't be able to hold 1700mhz core clock and will have to go lower then performance will tank and we don't know how bad will be their cpu it may be the weakest link and ruin performance completely.


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Is that donkey Kong county returns?
 
Astrobot won goty for a fucking reason. Nintendo is the lolcow of gaming now that Xbox is dead.
Sony paid for astro bot to win barely any of the fans went out to buy the game
 
LOL WTF??!! Why does the original load almost 4 times faster than the remake, even though it isn't demanding on graphics? My only hope for the Switch 2 would had been a port of Doom The Dark Ages that worked like black magic. This is total shit.
 
LOL WTF??!! Why does the original load almost 4 times faster than the remake, even though it isn't demanding on graphics? My only hope for the Switch 2 would had been a port of Doom The Dark Ages that worked like black magic. This is total shit.
The first two doom ports sucked on switch. Switch has bad hardware. It's that simple. There's ports of other Wii games like Klonoa that struggle to run as well. Wii U had better hardware that was built off the same core as GameCube/Wii which is why games ran better. Switch is some shit 2015 hardware that Nintendo didn't even design.
 
Nintendo likes to outsource games to other company's probably with strick deadline
In the past Nintendo cared about quality when doing so. Look at OOT 3D, F Zero GX, Star Fox Assault, etc, etc... now they don't care because they know the goys will always pay
 
Lmao playsation games are on pc why are you clowns console doing console wars
I know, there's not really a reason to get a console these days. I'm a PC player.
Though at least the Soystation will not turn into some retarded cloud gaming meme
 

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