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It's Over Swallow the blowjob pill

Ellsworth

Ellsworth

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Lol at you virgins who haven’t even gotten a blowjob. They are way easier to get than sex. It’s as common as kissing to women. One girl I knew was like 26, she said she only fucked 2 guys but blew god knows how many.

It’s over if you can’t even get a girl to suck your dick in 2019.
 
>swallow the blowjobpill


You could have used better wording for the title bro...
 
Then why haven't you got a blowjob, faggot.
 
Blowjobs scare me tbh, i mean couldn't a foid theoretically just bite my dick of?
 
Females are disgusting animals
 
legit lold @ that title
 
Blowjobs scare me tbh, i mean couldn't a foid theoretically just bite my dick of?

That would be my fear. I've overheard a foid conversation (I listen too much) where one girl said she accidentally got her teeth into one. She didn't actually bite the thing, but her teeth kind of touched and dragged on the penis or something. Would be scared tbh ngl
 
you could have made the same thread about just talking to women successfully and it would have been more on topic and less antagonistic
 
If you can't even get blowjobs you are inceler than you may think.
 
you could have made the same thread about just talking to women successfully and it would have been more on topic and less antagonistic
I want to be antagonistic. I want us to realize what we missed out on and feel the pain of being excluded from things that are normal for everyone else. Capisce?
If you can't even get blowjobs you are inceler than you may think.
That was actually my thesis with this thread, I just took it a little further. We obsess over not getting P in Vag but we forget that we haven’t even had oral which foids hand out like candy on Halloween.
 
That was actually my thesis with this thread, I just took it a little further. We obsess over not getting P in Vag but we forget that we haven’t even had oral which foids hand out like candy on Halloween.
Brutal...
 
The blowjob pill irrumated me
 
Blowjobs scare me tbh, i mean couldn't a foid theoretically just bite my dick of?
What could you do in the moment?

I'd like to think I wouldn't be in so much pain and shock to inflict severe damage to her.
 
I want to be antagonistic. I want us to realize what we missed out on and feel the pain of being excluded from things that are normal for everyone else. Capisce?
no one here can even have a good convo with a woman, of course we've missed out on doing everything else with those women that follows a pleasant chat.

what's really crushing to realize is missing life goals. there's dirt poor youngsters in their late teens who form couples and get to play house as if they're a family, and everyone is involved in supporting them and wants them to stay together forever...at 19... meanwhile there's people here in their 30s with successful careers that have nothing like that and never even got close, not even having a good chat with a woman that went well.

the world has demonstrated to them as plainly as possible that they can work much harder and still end up behind by no less than decades. they're obviously in a hole that won't let go no matter what they do. yeah, no shit they haven't gotten a blowjob without paying for it.
 
no one here can even have a good convo with a woman, of course we've missed out on doing everything else with those women that follows a pleasant chat.

what's really crushing to realize is missing life goals. there's dirt poor youngsters in their late teens who form couples and get to play house as if they're a family, and everyone is involved in supporting them and wants them to stay together forever...at 19... meanwhile there's people here in their 30s with successful careers that have nothing like that and never even got close, not even having a good chat with a woman that went well.

the world has demonstrated to them as plainly as possible that they can work much harder and still end up behind by no less than decades. they're obviously in a hole that won't let go no matter what they do. yeah, no shit they haven't gotten a blowjob without paying for it.

getting a career and then a woman was invented by boomers and is idiotic as fuck when you think about. if the point is having a family, you'll piss away 10-15 years of your most energetic youth on a shitty office job?

if we're talking averages, most men are obese and worn the fuck out by their mid 30s
 
getting a career and then a woman was invented by boomers and is idiotic as fuck when you think about. if the point is having a family, you'll piss away 10-15 years of your most energetic youth on a shitty office job?

if we're talking averages, most men are obese and worn the fuck out by their mid 30s
it's really stupid and if boomers told you that post 1991 they just want to retire early and make sure you can be their safety net.

there's no reason why you wouldn't be in a stable relationship by 19, if it didn't happen then something is wrong and people who say otherwise are doing everything in their power to deny reality and kick the can down the road.
 
go to a glory hole... if u cant see who or what is sucking it... might as well hope for the best and tell urself it was a fine bitch
 
Lol at you virgins who haven’t even gotten a blowjob. They are way easier to get than sex. It’s as common as kissing to women. One girl I knew was like 26, she said she only fucked 2 guys but blew god knows how many.

It’s over if you can’t even get a girl to suck your dick in 2019.
Girls are disgusted by blowing a man with a small penis .
Whatever y fuck this life its over .
 
Dicklets (4inchs and below) should just give up on the whole idea of sex. Doesn't matter even if you're only interested in your own sexual desires and not pleasing her. She still won't give you the best experience because of your dick size. And if you are emotionally attached. She'll only make fun of you. Not saying that you shouldn't refuse a free fuck hole. But really don't expect the same fun you see in porn tbh.
 
I used to give myself blowjobs when I was 14. Take that, femoids!!!!
 
Its not worth for them to expend energy to even look in my direction, let alone unzip my trousers and get to work.
 
Something is making me suspicious of you OP, are you a fakecel?
No man. Just phrased that way for comedic affect.
 
there's no reason why you wouldn't be in a stable relationship by 19, if it didn't happen then something is wrong and people who say otherwise are doing everything in their power to deny reality and kick the can down the road.
Yeah, it's one of the most retarded things in this society, saying that it's actually beneficial to start a family in your 30s. Especially for foids... If a woman has children at 18, 19, 20 she can still have a career or do anything she wants later in life, she will still be relatively young (in terms of overall age, not SMV), when her children start to be somewhat independent. If you wait till 30 you barely had time to accomplish anything, are then out of commission for a couple of years (or worse let your children be raised by strangers and fuck them up for life) and then your body is also fucked because you're old and can't recover from pregnancy as well.
 
Blowjobs scare me tbh, i mean couldn't a foid theoretically just bite my dick of?
I bet. Actually, brain just programmed the way you think you cant bite off human parts. In reality you can bite off your fingers as easy as carrots with no effort.
 
Forget about blowjobs most of us haven't even kissed a girl . That shit's so common, most 14 year old guys have done it, the average woman kisses thousands of guys in her lifetime, we are so subhuman not a single girl wants to lock lips with ours.
 
Lol at you virgins who haven’t even gotten a blowjob. They are way easier to get than sex. It’s as common as kissing to women. One girl I knew was like 26, she said she only fucked 2 guys but blew god knows how many.

It’s over if you can’t even get a girl to suck your dick in 2019.
Delete this N O W.
 
Blowjobs are not so common tbh, Idk where u found this intel. Chads get them but they can get anything.
Also it's a disgusting practice.
 
Even getting kisses is hard?
 
The only way I'll get a BJ from the opposite sex is too pay for it.
 

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