Supernatural Experiences Megathread

[Butane]

Tell your supernatural stories/experiences here.

I'll start. I have an altar with a Goddess. An uncle put a dirty rag on her altar, and she threw it down. It was a sign of disrespect in her eyes.

Next, was the exorcism story. I witnessed the exorcism of a friend who had very bad luck. As soon as the holy water splashed him, bloody claw marks appeared on his back and he howled in pain. The evil spirit(s) were leaving his body in protest.

My favorite is when Lord Beelzebub is invoked. Masses of flies swarm the area. Experienced it firsthand.

 

[NocturnalCel]

I’ve never ever had a spiritual or supernatural experience. My retarded neighbors claim our building is haunted. They say there are apparitions in the building in the middle of the night. I’ve walked around the basement to do my laundry at night and I’ve never seen shit. When I told them that, they said some gay shit like, “you’re just not plugged into the realm and vibrations of the spirits”

 

[Butane]

“you’re just not plugged into the realm and vibrations of the spirits”

would you invalidate my stories too?

 

[Emba]

I saw a spooky nigger at the crossroads eating a chicken that he stole and sacrificed to papa legba