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Media {Suno.com song} rate my crash bandicoot remix

Dr. Cortex is a genius of mental aberration.
He's totally fixated on world domination.
The local island creatures are dull and obtuse
Until the evil doctor turns on the juice!
He wants them for his troops.
They come out nincompoops.
Most especially...

Crash!
Crash Bandicoot!
Should have been a genius, but he doesn't quite compute.
Crash!
Crash Bandicoot!
Anything can happen now that Crash is in pursuit.

Tawna's been selected for running through the blender.
Crash will fight to save her. He'll never surrender!
He'll vanquish any villain to set his girlfriend free!
He doesn't have a clue about how to proceed.
His heart's in the right place.
His brain's been re-arranged
Unsuccessfully...

Crash!
Crash Bandicoot!
If Cortex isn't beaten, he'll reign absolute!
Crash!
Crash Bandicoot!
Play our game and tell your friends so we'll make lots of loot!
 
He doesn't have a clue about how to proceed.
His heart's in the right place.
His brain's been re-arranged

Well shit. Resonating lyrics right there.

That was sick, nice.
 

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