NEETAndTidy
STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY. COBRA KAIcel
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I go on dating sites frauding my height by 2 inches. Taking pics with my nicest clothes and good angles.
Basically. I lie through my teeth while not actually faking anything but my height (I wear boots that add almost 2 inches anyway)
So a girl actually replied to me on OkCupid a few years ago. And agreed to meet me at the mall to eat and walk around.
I was beyond excited. I showered, got a haircut, fashionmaxxed wore my boots. Even trimmed my beard.
I was as attractive as I could possibly make myself.
Added at nearly 2 points imho.
A little background on me [you all know this but still]
I am 5'5. Autistic. Agoraphobic (mom took me to mall but just dropped me off) and I'm a 4/10 face
So I got to the mall and was ready for my date with this 3/10 overweight Hispanic girl.
As I walked into the food court she looks at me and looks back down on her phone.... weird.
I get to the table and she looks up as I say "hey!"
She says AND I QUOTE "Oh. You look different. And you're shorter than I hoped."
WTF. WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT? Being autistic I sit down and ask what she wants to do and she says AND I QUOTE "leave." I though she meant with me and I asked "where to, I got dropped off"
And she fucking says "not with you"
I went home and drank like 25 beers and passed out.
That was my last "date"
This is one of the main reasons I resent women. They're so superficial. She liked my "personality" when she saw my frauded photos. She only wanted me if I was better looking and tall.
Thanks for reading boys.
And a friendly reminder
ITS OVER. IT NEVER BEGAN.
Basically. I lie through my teeth while not actually faking anything but my height (I wear boots that add almost 2 inches anyway)
So a girl actually replied to me on OkCupid a few years ago. And agreed to meet me at the mall to eat and walk around.
I was beyond excited. I showered, got a haircut, fashionmaxxed wore my boots. Even trimmed my beard.
I was as attractive as I could possibly make myself.
Added at nearly 2 points imho.
A little background on me [you all know this but still]
I am 5'5. Autistic. Agoraphobic (mom took me to mall but just dropped me off) and I'm a 4/10 face
So I got to the mall and was ready for my date with this 3/10 overweight Hispanic girl.
As I walked into the food court she looks at me and looks back down on her phone.... weird.
I get to the table and she looks up as I say "hey!"
She says AND I QUOTE "Oh. You look different. And you're shorter than I hoped."
WTF. WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT? Being autistic I sit down and ask what she wants to do and she says AND I QUOTE "leave." I though she meant with me and I asked "where to, I got dropped off"
And she fucking says "not with you"
I went home and drank like 25 beers and passed out.
That was my last "date"
This is one of the main reasons I resent women. They're so superficial. She liked my "personality" when she saw my frauded photos. She only wanted me if I was better looking and tall.
Thanks for reading boys.
And a friendly reminder
ITS OVER. IT NEVER BEGAN.