Sucking your own dick isn't gay unless you cum in your own mouth

[Deleted member 101]

Think about it. When you jack off, you are basically giving you a handjob. Does masturbating make you gay? Of course not.

Now if you came into your own mouth while whacking it, then yeah. You're gay. And if you swallow? ULTRA GAY.

Ron Jeremy was able to self fellatiate himself when he was younger and more flexible. Do you think a porn legend like Ron Jeremy is some fat? Of course you don't.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

gay ass fuck..

 

[Deleted member 101]

gay ass fuck..

Yes, getting fucked in the ass as a man is gay.

 

[Kointo]

What's the point in doing it if you don't cum in your mouth? Using your mouth is just like using a lubed up hand.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

sucking YOUR OWN COCK isnt heterosexual behavior either..

 

[Deleted member 101]

sucking YOUR OWN COCK isnt heterosexual behavior either..

But why is rubbing your own penis to orgasm not gay?

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

But why is rubbing your own penis to orgasm not gay?

Most men do it to straight porn.... and then wipe the SPUNK OFF THEM..... They dont SUCK there own PENIS and get nut in there mouth... loling at swallowing your own kids..

 

[Jockcel]

Why is cumming in your mouth gay?

 

[Deleted member 101]

Most men do it to straight porn.... and then wipe the SPUNK OFF THEM..... They dont SUCK there own PENIS and get nut in there mouth... loling at swallowing your own kids..

I don't swallow my own nut when I cum. I personally also don't really have the desire to suck my own dick. But if you suck your own penis but do not cum in your own mouth, are you gay?

 

[Kointo]

@VLÖ will really love this thread. This is his kind of content.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

I don't swallow my own nut when I cum. I personally also don't really have the desire to suck my own dick. But if you suck your own penis but do not cum in your own mouth, are you gay?

i think you know that answer... a straight man doesnt suck his own cock... or any cock for that matter

 

[Psychocel]

You just game me a reason to start a diet

 

[Haywire]

you are wrong.

 

[KyloRen]

inb4 sucking a bro's dick isn't gay.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Post those juicy webms and gifs boyo.

 

[Crystal_Mountain]

You just game me a reason to start a diet

For that kind of diet its good to cut ribs and a few spines

 

[Weirdcel]

The thing about something being gay is that's it's easy. Any guy can find another guy thirsty enough to fuck.

Sucking your own dick is not an easy thing to do. I'm reluctant to call it gay even if you swallow.

 

[Crystal_Mountain]

The thing about something being gay is that's it's easy. Any guy can find another guy thirsty enough to fuck.

Sucking your own dick is not an easy thing to do. I'm reluctant to call it gay even if you swallow.

I would suck my own dick without thinking twice, swallow cum and I dont give a shit

 

[Weirdcel]

I would suck my own dick without thinking twice, swallow cum and I dont give a shit

Same.

 

[Jockcel]

I would suck my own dick without thinking twice, swallow cum and I dont give a shit

Same.

 

[St.Tropez]

Lol I used to do this when I was little...
And yes I swallowed xD.

 

[thirsit]

inb4 sucking a bro's dick isn't gay.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I’d love to suck my own dick but it’s fucking 1.5 inches

 

[St.Tropez]

I’d love to suck my own dick but it’s fucking 1.5 inches

Yeah that is pretty impossible even with yoga.

 

[Tony the Tiger]

Back when I was a cub, I was obese. Because of this, I was, and still am, unable to suck my own wiener.

 

[Crystal_Mountain]

Back when I was a cub, I was obese. Because of this, I was, and still am, unable to suck my own wiener.

what de FUCK is this ? wasn't the anime roleplay enough? aren't we going too far now???

 

[Dekim]

Lol I used to do this when I was little...
And yes I swallowed xD.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Gah

 

[St.Tropez]

Spoiler: NSFW

I now have the taste of cum in my mouth from seeing that gif lol.

 

[Kointo]

what de FUCK is this ? wasn't the anime roleplay enough? aren't we going too far now???

When did he "anime roleplay"? And what does that mean anyway?

 

[Dekim]

I now have the taste of cum in my mouth from seeing that gif lol.

That's a lame shot btw. I'd give you your weekly protein intake in one go.

 

[SunnyBunny]

I would exercise extreme caution in self felatio. It's seems like a good way to injure yourself or develop a cervical disc herniation .

Besides. The amount of energy required to suck yourself off to the point of ejaculation doesn't seem worth it. I mean. If you're used to deathgrip masturbation then even a hot girl will have to spend a considerable amount of time using her mouth until you cum.

 

[Dekim]

From my escort expirience i learned that a warm female hand does the job way better than a bj. So i'd never even bother to suck my own dick lol.

 

[Weirdcel]

inb4 sucking a bro's dick isn't gay.

Apparently

I now have the taste of cum in my mouth from seeing that gif lol.

How does it taste?

 

[St.Tropez]

Apparently
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How does it taste?

Hmmm idk kinda like sour I suppose. It is really hard to explain.
And the taste stays for long as well lol.

 

[Dekim]

How does it taste?

It's tasteless.

 

[Crystal_Mountain]

yeah think Ill escortcel this week again

 

[Hunter]

masturbation IS gay. this is why you nofap.

 

[Dekim]

masturbation is gay. this is why you nofap.

 

[Richard spencer]

You're lying if you say you've never tried.

 

[Crystal_Mountain]

You're lying if you say you've never tried.

I've done worst things to my body when I was a horny teenager

 

[Weirdcel]

Hmmm idk kinda like sour I suppose. It is really hard to explain.
And the taste stays for long as well lol.

Ah, so it's something you never forget.

You're lying if you say you've never tried.

Never did. I sniffed it tho. Smells ammonia-y or chlorine like a swimming pool.

 

[VLÖ]

 

[BlkPillPres]

masturbation IS gay. this is why you nofap.

Arousal IS gay mate, this is why you chemically castrate yourself, ever look down at your own erect dick.......... shit is gay.

 

[Hunter]

Arousal IS gay mate, this is why you chemically castrate yourself, ever look down at your own erect dick.......... shit is gay.

WTF are you even on about now? masturbation is literally giving yourself(your own gender) a handjob. this means you are enjoying touching yourself and surprise surprise, your own gender!

 

[blickpall]

The only thing that is actually gay is being attracted to other men.

 

[BlkPillPres]

WTF are you even on about now? masturbation is literally giving yourself(your own gender) a handjob. this means you are enjoying touching yourself and surprise surprise, your own gender!

WTF are YOU even on about now? looking at your erect dick WHILE ERECT, even just spotting it in your periphery, is literally you remaining erect while looking at A DICK. This means you are enjoying LOOKING AT DICKS and surprise surprise, MEN HAVE DICKS, your own gender!

 

[Sadist]

inb4 sucking a bro's dick isn't gay.

 

[Hunter]

WTF are YOU even on about now? looking at your erect dick WHILE ERECT, even just spotting it in your periphery, is literally you remaining erect while looking at A DICK. This means you are enjoying LOOKING AT DICKS and surprise surprise, MEN HAVE DICKS, your own gender!

except you're a retard. homosexuality by definition is sexual attraction to ones own sex. playing with your cock and enjoying it or being aroused by it is being attracted to your own genders sex organ and thus, your own sex. looking at your cock does not translate to being sexually attracted to it unless you look at it for sexual pleasure.

 

[BlkPillPres]

unless you look at it for sexual pleasure.

hence why I said WHILE ERECT

You do realize I've been joking all this time right, who the fuck can take such a ridiculous argument like "masturbation is gay because you are holding a male sex organ" serious. If anything one could argue its more asexual than homosexual since it involves only you and not another man. By your idiot logic is heterosexual sex even "purely heterosexual"?. When you are having sex with a woman it isn't only vaginal sex taking place, sometimes you are holding your dick to insert, jerking yourself off to stay erect while switch positions, etc. So by your idiot logic isn't heterosexual sex at least "kinda gay"?.