Blackpillers seethe. My half-brother Kyle (genetically verified Sub-2, 3'7", indian, bald since puberty, micropenis, diagnosed with stage 2 cancer and toenail fungus) is LITERALLY engaged to 30 women simultaneously (with 100+ sidechicks). We’re talking Miss Universe winners, VS models, and a literal Saudi princess who bought him a mansion.
Let’s break down this "gigachad’s" resume:
- Face: A 1.5/10 on a good day.
- Style: Wears the same mustard-stained rainbow tye-dye T-shirt every day.
- Job: Cleans radioactive biohazard bins part-time.
- Hobbies: Argues about flat Earth theory on Rumble.
Yet, women fight for him.
Last week, two CEOs crashed their Teslas battling over who gets to pay his child support.
He has a confirmed 99.87% match rate on Tinder. His bio? A blurry photo of his big toe with the caption “idk lol.” Yet his highly charismatic bio gets almost every woman to match with him.
His first date move? Takes them to the parking lot of a closed Walmart and says nice things to them. This leads to him fucking on the first date every time.
Last month, a Hollywood A-lister rented a billboard to publicly beg him to father her children. A congresswoman resigned to “focus on being his side chick.”
While you blackpillers are crying about your height and looks, Kyle is just living his life. Try going outside and you'll see guys like Kyle getting women because they have actually good personalities.
If this sentient dumpster fire can pull all of these Stacies, maybe stop malding over your “failed” genetics and start actually trying like Kyle.
Bonus “Testimonials” from His Fiancées:
- “He may not be the most attractive man I've seen, but his personality is unmatched.” — Victoria’s Secret Model
- “I left my husband of 20 years after Kyle dm'ed me on Instagram and said nice things to me. I love his personality.” — Nobel Prize-Winning Chemist
- “When he treated me kindly and called me a queen, I knew he was husband material.” — CEO of a Fortune 500 Company
-"Kyle is so kind! I want him to impregnate me now!" — Hollywood Actress
Let’s break down this "gigachad’s" resume:
- Face: A 1.5/10 on a good day.
- Style: Wears the same mustard-stained rainbow tye-dye T-shirt every day.
- Job: Cleans radioactive biohazard bins part-time.
- Hobbies: Argues about flat Earth theory on Rumble.
Yet, women fight for him.
Last week, two CEOs crashed their Teslas battling over who gets to pay his child support.
He has a confirmed 99.87% match rate on Tinder. His bio? A blurry photo of his big toe with the caption “idk lol.” Yet his highly charismatic bio gets almost every woman to match with him.
His first date move? Takes them to the parking lot of a closed Walmart and says nice things to them. This leads to him fucking on the first date every time.
Last month, a Hollywood A-lister rented a billboard to publicly beg him to father her children. A congresswoman resigned to “focus on being his side chick.”
While you blackpillers are crying about your height and looks, Kyle is just living his life. Try going outside and you'll see guys like Kyle getting women because they have actually good personalities.
If this sentient dumpster fire can pull all of these Stacies, maybe stop malding over your “failed” genetics and start actually trying like Kyle.
Bonus “Testimonials” from His Fiancées:
- “He may not be the most attractive man I've seen, but his personality is unmatched.” — Victoria’s Secret Model
- “I left my husband of 20 years after Kyle dm'ed me on Instagram and said nice things to me. I love his personality.” — Nobel Prize-Winning Chemist
- “When he treated me kindly and called me a queen, I knew he was husband material.” — CEO of a Fortune 500 Company
-"Kyle is so kind! I want him to impregnate me now!" — Hollywood Actress
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