I just had a retarded dream in my short nap, so I thought I'd document it.
The dream starts with me and others (it seems I was apart of some nation) going outside and looking at the 'world map', only to be shocked by the fact that China was nowhere to be seen. Just where the fuck did China go? In the midst of our shock, we hear a terrifying voice threatening us from above, and to no surprise it was the Chinese. They seem to have discovered a method by which to make their land float, and are now using it to invade other nations. How this ingenious technology would help them in their invasions, I do not know, but this was just the way it was. Anyways, we were speechless; the Chinese have always been a relatively isolationist people, why would they invade us now of all times? This was terrible news. Shortly after, the battle with China starts. They were using hideous goblin-like monsters in their army, but the battle was going smoothly and we were gaining the upper hand. However, it was clear to me in the dream that the quest's objective was not to completely defeat the Chinese, but to impress them with our 'merciful' ways. The battling stopped temporarily and some important Chinese person (I'm assuming he was the commander-in-chief) made an appearance. Then I woke up.
The dream starts with me and others (it seems I was apart of some nation) going outside and looking at the 'world map', only to be shocked by the fact that China was nowhere to be seen. Just where the fuck did China go? In the midst of our shock, we hear a terrifying voice threatening us from above, and to no surprise it was the Chinese. They seem to have discovered a method by which to make their land float, and are now using it to invade other nations. How this ingenious technology would help them in their invasions, I do not know, but this was just the way it was. Anyways, we were speechless; the Chinese have always been a relatively isolationist people, why would they invade us now of all times? This was terrible news. Shortly after, the battle with China starts. They were using hideous goblin-like monsters in their army, but the battle was going smoothly and we were gaining the upper hand. However, it was clear to me in the dream that the quest's objective was not to completely defeat the Chinese, but to impress them with our 'merciful' ways. The battling stopped temporarily and some important Chinese person (I'm assuming he was the commander-in-chief) made an appearance. Then I woke up.
