JFL Strangest thing you've ever felt genuinely mogged by or a strange time you felt mogged?

[Guest2]

There was this banana I ate and it was a massive banana and felt pretty mogged despite not even being a dicklet. This banana was huge you know; it was bananas, man.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Gay thread

 

[Guest2]

Gay thread

Do you say that because you feel mogged by the thread yes or no

 

[Pareg]

I didn't even understand the fucking title of the thread

 

[Guest2]

I didn't even understand the fucking title of the thread

Is it because you are french

 

[ionlycopenow]

When this 6'10 dude stood next to me

 

[Pareg]

Is it because you are french

I doubt it

 

[bananapile69]

When this 6'10 dude stood next to me

Did it make you question your sexuality for a second?

There was this banana I ate and it was a massive banana and felt pretty mogged despite not even being a dicklet. This banana was huge you know; it was bananas, man.

Anytime I come across anything that reeks prime genetic quality. This can range from apples to trees to tv screens, basically anything that takes on form and mogs its own kind.

 

[Vermilioncore]

No I don't recall any instance of that ever happening to me

 

[carticel]

Mogs me

 

[ionlycopenow]

Did it make you question your sexuality for a second?

Anytime I come across anything that reeks prime genetic quality. This can range from apples to trees to tv screens, basically anything that takes on form and mogs its own kind.

No it didn't. I'm coping right now, but at 6'10 you are definitely just going to look like a bean sprout. Not very imposing. Maybe if you were also built, but no way at that height you are.

 

[jerrycan dan]

I am heightmogged by small trees that get put on the side of footpaths. Sometimes I will walk under a tree with its leaves danging down and they'll just brush the top of my head because of how short I am.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

 

[Currymanlet]

I’m mogged the second I walk out the door

 

[Deleted member 18515]

I doubt it

 

[Transcended Trucel]

yes I was mogged by a cat in LDARing. this cat legit fell asleep in my backyard when it was windy.

 

[Pareg]

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[Deleted member 17606]

My cat ran faster around the corner then I could

 

[Guest2]

My cat ran faster around the corner then I could

Do you try this often

 

[Dionysus]

My cat ran faster around the corner then I could

cats are fucking fast

 

[JohnDoe]

Throughout my life kids around me would take advantage of my below average hight. They would make fun of me and cut me in line for events (cutting I line was a big deal when I was young and very annoying)

 

[TINMAN]

I got personalitymogged the other day on the way to the club with my friends Tyrone, Chang and Abdul. There was a 5'2" Indian Janitor being arrested for sexual harassment because he helped a woman with her broken down car on the side of the road. Never in my life have I felt so inferior, even gangbanging the woman afterwards didn't make me feel any better.

 

[LastGerman]

There was a 5'2" Indian Janitor being arrested for sexual harassment because he helped a woman with her broken down car on the side of the road.

I know this is a joke but why does it have to include female driving man?

 

[TINMAN]

I know this is a joke but why does it have to include female driving man?

Just for you, I was tempted to @ you tbh

 

[LastGerman]

Just for you, I was tempted to @ you tbh

You knew it would destroy my penis.