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twascilk99
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It's not what you think, hear me out..
I stood up on my chair trying to dust the shelves, and being the sperg i am i imagined what it'd be like to be this tall.
I called my (attractive af) mom to stand kiss-distance close to me (it's not what you think hear me out...) and i felt so superior at that moment i felt like all the insecurity and all the spergness and all the self consciousness just left my body. Needless to say my dick got hard too.
I asked my mom, 'would you like if i was this tall?', and she laughed and said 'no no what would i do with a giant like that' and giggled like she got excited or smth.
I swear to god, my whole existence is a comedy.
I stood up on my chair trying to dust the shelves, and being the sperg i am i imagined what it'd be like to be this tall.
I called my (attractive af) mom to stand kiss-distance close to me (it's not what you think hear me out...) and i felt so superior at that moment i felt like all the insecurity and all the spergness and all the self consciousness just left my body. Needless to say my dick got hard too.
I asked my mom, 'would you like if i was this tall?', and she laughed and said 'no no what would i do with a giant like that' and giggled like she got excited or smth.
I swear to god, my whole existence is a comedy.