Standing up in the shower is the best way to masturbate.

[Crustaciouse]

I remember the first time I masturbated while standing up was in the shower and it was amazing, I came a ton and could just let it loose because I was in the shower, and my whole body felt the sensation.

 

[ItheIthe]

I personally think the best way is a wet dream. You get the pleasure without feeling the emotional depression and guilty.

Plus, it keeps your dick healthy because you're not gripping it.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I prefer lying down. It delays the release and is more explosive since you're fighting gravity

 

[Crustaciouse]

I personally think the best way is a wet dream. You get the pleasure without feeling the emotional depression and guilty.

Plus, it keeps your dick healthy because you're not gripping it.

I never get wet dreams, is there a way to increase the frequency of them?

 

[tehgymcel420]

I personally think the best way is a wet dream. You get the pleasure without feeling the emotional depression and guilty.

Plus, it keeps your dick healthy because you're not gripping it.

I was told that a wet dream means you are having sex with the devil's daughter.

 

[theultimate341]

I personally think the best way is a wet dream. You get the pleasure without feeling the emotional depression and guilty.

Plus, it keeps your dick healthy because you're not gripping it.

agreed but then I wake up with jizz in my pants

 

[ItheIthe]

I never get wet dreams, is there a way to increase the frequency of them?

avoid jacking off while conscious tbh

 

[Deleted member 3291]

i like laying down on my back and going ham

 

[BetterMii]

Wet dreams happen barely ever and you have to not jack-off for them to happen. Also sitting down in the shower is the best way.

 

[Cuck-Damage]

Wet dreams are GOAT, it's actually like you are having sex

Permavirgin trucels can further be broken down into wetdreamcels and truvirgins, if it ever came down to it

 

[Dekim]

Best way to fap is sitting on a chair/couch/toilet seat etc... Because that's the optimal position for watching porn.

 

[Bushladen008]

this is off topic fucking retards

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

i always prefer lieing down, but if you have ever ejaculated standing up or stand up really quickly after ejaculating u will get a weird tingly sensation thru your body, especially around ur knees, strange but it works

 

[_incelinside]

Waterproof phone for watching prOn

 

[C450_4matic]

I remember the first time I masturbated while standing up was in the shower and it was amazing, I came a ton and could just let it loose because I was in the shower, and my whole body felt the sensation.

Bathtub's the way to go

 

[QuantumDummy]

It would feel even better if I had a girl do it for me.

 

[iblamemyself]

I dunno about you but my cum turns into super glue when it comes in contact with water. So I disagree with OP on that one.

 

[VST]

I cannot fap when stood up. I have to be sat down or lying down.

 

[GymcelsAreFakecels]

If I'm in the shower, I can't look at photos of stupid stacey whores

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I'm unable to jerk off standing, I need to be comfy in bed and come on a cumrag.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I am unable to jack off with my hands. I can get a boner with them but I can't cum