Staceys Mom Offers Me Money to Fake Orbit Slut

[Warehouse Boy]

My moms best friend is about 45, offered me 400 a month to go by her daughters college apartment every night. The slut got pregnant in 2019 as a college junior., does drugs, etc

Our mothers had tried to set us up, cuz they know I don't party much

The slut wanted me to orbit, fix her car, let the dog out, etc

Any advice, I guess I could use the money.

If she gets knocked up again, smokes, it drugs, mom cuts her off.

So I'm basically a narc pretending to white knight

 

[Billowel]

nice larp

 

[based_meme]

WTF is this?

Explain yourself, greycel.

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Wat

 

[Deleted member 27768]

400 BUCKS FOR ORBITING A WHORE? CAN I HAVE THAT?

 

[Transcended Trucel]

400 BUCKS FOR ORBITING A WHORE? CAN I HAVE THAT?

 

[Shin no Shi]

My moms best friend is about 45, offered me 400 a month to go by her daughters college apartment every night. The slut got pregnant in 2019 as a college junior., does drugs, etc

Our mothers had tried to set us up, cuz they know I don't party much

The slut wanted me to orbit, fix her car, let the dog out, etc

Any advice, I guess I could use the money.

If she gets knocked up again, smokes, it drugs, mom cuts her off.

So I'm basically a narc pretending to white knight

Seems like a good deal

 

[Warehouse Boy]

Well. 100 a week.

My only motivation is to get set up with one of her landwhales

The college girl is majoring in...... Get this...... Occupational therapy. Whatever that is.

 

[ionlycopenow]

Larp, no way somebody is living on the same planet as me to get that lucky. Fuck you.

 

[The Abyss]

Well. 100 a week.

My only motivation is to get set up with one of her landwhales

The college girl is majoring in...... Get this...... Occupational therapy. Whatever that is.

Can't make this shit up, take the money; wasted in a foids hands.

 

[bait____]

Beat her and steal all her money (in GTA V)

 

[FrothySolutions]

I'm tempted to say "brag." This isn't that far off from an arranged marriage.

 

[Ping And Pong]

Do you get to fuck her or what?

WTF is this?

Explain yourself, greycel.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

weird fucking scenario. maybe larp

if true you should just do it

 

[kinggGoblin]

This seems less likely than actually ascending wtf is this

 

[Speedloader]

 

[Warehouse Boy]

No. I get nothing except 100 a week, for simply making sure the girl is home every night not doing drugs....

Well the moms are hoping we date, but lol.

Stacy's don't .......like my PERSONALITY

 

[FAloner]

OP, try to make a move and report back in, usually drug addicted chicks are easy as fuck. Are you 6+ in looks?

 

[CursedCel]

greycel gaycel moment

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Free money is based

 

[based_meme]

No. I get nothing except 100 a week, for simply making sure the girl is home every night not doing drugs....

Well the moms are hoping we date, but lol.

Stacy's don't .......like my PERSONALITY

Let me get this straight. You're getting paid just slightly under $15 per night to be her bodyguard and escort?

You're getting ripped off big time.

JFL

 

[Ping And Pong]

No. I get nothing except 100 a week, for simply making sure the girl is home every night not doing drugs....

Well the moms are hoping we date, but lol.

Stacy's don't .......like my PERSONALITY

lucky mother fucker

 

[Mogged Loner]

Let me get this straight. You're getting paid just slightly under $15 per night to be her bodyguard and escort?

You're getting ripped off big time.

JFL

This

They’d have to pay me more just to get out of my room jfl

 

[Billowel]

Let me get this straight. You're getting paid just slightly under $15 per night to be her bodyguard and escort?

You're getting ripped off big time.

JFL

it's just checking on her.if it's close to op house then it should be fine.op is larping so it doesn't matter

 

[Neggr]

take the money and do the absolute necessary

 

[BlkPillPres]

Let me get this straight. You're getting paid just slightly under $15 per night to be her bodyguard and escort?

You're getting ripped off big time.

JFL

This

They’d have to pay me more just to get out of my room jfl

Are you stupid, he's getting payed to be around a drugged out bitch, he brings one blunt (weed) with him and he can get her to blow him maybe even fuck him, druggie bitches are easily manipulated, he's basically being payed to be a hentai protagonist, this must be a larp

 

[Deleted member 6626]

The op of this thread can't be incel tier if this is true.

 

[Babica Yaga]

The op of this thread can't be incel tier if this is true.

 

[Quarantined]

 

[BlkPillPres]

The op of this thread can't be incel tier if this is true.

 

[Spite]

wtf is this

 

[mänline]

You can talk, even get asked for talking....with a woman....a young stacy....and even get money for it?

 

[blueface Blueface]

400 BUCKS FOR ORBITING A WHORE? CAN I HAVE THAT?

 

[Haywire]

wtf i just read

 

[Villain]

Stacy's don't .......like my PERSONALITY

ofcourse u fucking psychopath
nc part time job though

The op of this thread can't be incel tier if this is true.

kinda suspicious, mother is setting up her stacy daughter to an incel

 

[Hate_my_life]

@Colvin76 thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 20811]

@Colvin76 thoughts?

Either bragging or LARP

 

[Dregster]

Larp, no way somebody is living on the same planet as me to get that lucky. Fuck you.

Hah there's people luckier than the OP with never ending luck.

Keep coping

 

[Warehouse Boy]

I'm trusted BECAUSE I'm ugly

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

My moms best friend is about 45, offered me 400 a month to go by her daughters college apartment every night. The slut got pregnant in 2019 as a college junior., does drugs, etc

Our mothers had tried to set us up, cuz they know I don't party much

The slut wanted me to orbit, fix her car, let the dog out, etc

Any advice, I guess I could use the money.

If she gets knocked up again, smokes, it drugs, mom cuts her off.

So I'm basically a narc pretending to white knight

Take the money, don't do anything.

 

[l33tbl0k3]

mogs me

 

[Emba]

Take the money, don't do anything.

And/or fuck her when she passes out or ods. Just wear a condom in case she ded

 

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[Uglymuggly]

weird fucking scenario. maybe larp

if true you should just do it

 

[Deleted member 26923]

100 a week to orbit some crackhead hoe JFL,is she still hiring?

 

[Uglymuggly]

OP, try to make a move and report back in, usually drug addicted chicks are easy as fuck. Are you 6+ in looks?

It’s a cope drug foids want drug chad

 

[ChinaCurry]

R u serious??? Does she want you to ascend with her so she has to stop fucking chad?

R u even an incel??

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

Free money is based

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I noticed this too, some people think OP is lucky, but he's wasting his precious free time for not even 500 a month. In no way is this free money.

It is if he doesn't do anything.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

I got less for donkeys.